23 Burger Joint

Dandy lead the racer inside, feeling the cold air hit the couple. The lights were blinding compared to outside.

"I want fries," Dandy said without hesitation. "I know that for a fact. You can get whatever else."

"Thank you, love." JP took Dandy's hand and pulled himself up onto his feet.

The AC was a welcome feeling against his skin. "Fries? I'll get you a burger or sandwich too." The air was refreshing as it touched his arms and slipped into his shirt but he realized he was missing something. He didn't have his jacket. "Huh!?" He looked down to see his tucked-in shirt and no jacket. "When did I-"

Dandy looked over at JP, noticing the racer's mild panic.

"Hm? Somethin' wrong?" He then noticed JP's jacket was gone. "Oh shit, you must've left it back at the garage with mine," Dandy shrugged and walked closer to the counter. "We'll just have ta remember to grab it later."

Dandy stroked his chin, looking over the menu.

"Yeah I'll get whatever you get," he said as he rested his arms behind his head. The building was cold, making Dandy rub his biceps. He walked over to JP and whispers.

"My nipples could cut diamonds it's so cold in here..." Dandy said out of the corner of his mouth.

JP pointed at a chicken sandwich and then with his other hand he pointed at a burger that had onion rings in it. Tough choice. He lowered his hand that pointed at the burger. Chicken sounded good though and he could order the onion rings on the side.

The Cashier looked at JP. They were looking very hard. There was something familiar about this guy but he couldn't exactly remember from where. He didn't look right. In fact, he looked..peeled...like he was missing something. Then he got the answer. The jacket. "You're Sweet JP aren't you! My coworker was talking about you the whooole lunch break! She really loves how your pants hug your ass perfectly, Oh- shit she heard me-"

The coworker came out and she let out a squeal. "OH, mi god! It's you! Sweet JP. Sweet James Prince! Hello, I'm Amy and I'll be your cashier today!" She pushed the male cashier away and quickly logged into her account.

JP's eyebrows were raised up high. Whoa. "Y-yea, that's me." He smiled. "I want the fried chicken sandwich and some onion rings? For a drink....some cola?" He looked over at Dandy, "He wants the same thing as me but with some french fries. I have no idea what he'll drink though. Dan? What're you drinking?"

Dandy was looking at different options. Then, he heard a weird name. Blinking, Dandy looked over at JP.

"Dan...?" He was really baffled by the new name. Well, it was really a shorter name than Dandy. "Oh, uh I guess a soda?" He looked over, seeing the cashier all giddy.

Dandy scooted closer to JP.

"Dan?" He repeated.

JP sensed the emotion coming off of Dandy, "Yea, Dan...That's your real name right? Like how mine is James..?" He glanced at the cashier so was all too happy to simply hear him say anything and then turned to face Dandy. "Space Dandy is like what Sweet JP is to me right?"

The cashier's eyes glued themselves to JP's ass when the racer turned. Not that they moved from where they had been because she had also had been staring between his legs.

Dandy moved his hand up to his lips to talk to JP. This was really awkward. He never had to explain his name to anyone before.

"No, Space Dandy is my legal name. It's not just some title. It's, like, on my paperwork," Dandy explained. "Dan is for guys named Daniel, dude. It's just Dandy. I mean if you want to call me Dan that's fine I guess. Just... really really weird," he chuckled and shook his head. Then, he looked up at the cashier.

"Hey lady, eyes are up here," he spoke up, moving to hold JP's hand. "You know what you want, honey?" Dandy asked, clearly forgetting that JP had literally just ordered their meal.

"Ah...I guess that makes sense..?" JP decided he probably wouldn't call Dandy by Dan again. Just like he wouldn't want to be called Jake instead of James.

"OH," The cashier blinked and looked up. She saw how Dandy held JP's hand and that he called the racer 'honey'. "Are you two...together? That's so cute! Gosh JP I thought you only went for ladies. I've never seen you go for a man. You never even hinted at it in interviews."

"Heh, yea." JP raised Dandy's hand and kissed it. "I like this one. A lot" He smiled.

Dandy did a big grin at JP and waved at him playfully.

"Oh stop~" he teased in a little goofy voice. Dandy then moved his hand from JP's hand to around his waist. It felt like it had been a while since he was able to do this to the racer. "Maybe this will warm you up," he said cutely, his arm flexing a bit as he held JP close. Dandy then walked JP closer to the counter to pay.

He was hoping this place was actually a fast food place. He didn't want to stick around here any longer. As much as he loved people, Dandy only wanted to spend time with one this evening. And then tolerate the old man when they had to sleep on his ship.

The cashier was eating this up, she had put in their order and was just waiting for JP to pay. She loved how he did it and based on her research it made sense. She knew what each of his rings said and knew that his right-hand ring finger's ring had the word MONEY on it. "So um. Which one of you two you know..."

JP was talking to Dandy, telling him. "No I won't stop." and held Dandy's chin in his left hand. "I need a Lil warming up. Odin was cold so I'm used to bundlin' up and trying to steal the heat off of others. The cold is my favorite."

"Hah? What's an Odin? A planet?" Dandy asked. He was leaning into that touch, getting lost in it for a moment. The cashier's intrusive question did reach Dandy, though. He remembered back to their first date and how badly JP wanted to be seen as "the top" in the relationship while they were in public. Dandy didn't fight for the role. He just went with it, letting JP have his spotlight.

"Hm? Oh, he's the top," Dandy grinned and moved his hand to JP's leather pants pocket. He was loving this attention now, she seemed so invested in them. Practically

gawking at him and JP.

"Huh? you haven't heard of it? It's my home planet, it has been under the control of the Jaicro empire for a long time." JP was surprised to hear that Dandy hadn't heard of it considering he was a spacefarer. "I'll tell you more later. Maybe after we eat?"

"I knew it.." The cashier whispered to herself as she closed her eyes. She could already imagine it. Their bodies naked on a bed, moving together. She opened her eyes. "I don't want to be rude but. As amazing as James' ass looks in those pants, the front doesn't do him justice. I've scrubbed and screenshotted so many hours of video during and after races and have come to the conclusion that there is more than meets the eye in the front of those pants." She nodded knowingly, "I have taken careful calculations down to the pixel and had a guesstimated precise measurement." Of course, since the two men were together, she didn't have to tell them. They already knew. "I'm considering publishing my findings on the racing federation's forums" of course, in addition to her theory about JP's post-race tent.

JP went red and he didn't have his jacket to hide his face behind his collar. Really!? She had...she KNEW ABOUT THAT? He thought he had hidden it so well...

Dandy gritted his teeth when he saw that she made JP so embarrassed. Really, lady? You have to go there with the topic?

"Whoa! We're just here ta get some food, not for ya ta give us a rundown of your perverted hobby, lady!" He glared at her and then let go of JP. Dandy walked close to the counter and whispered to the woman. He didn't want JP to hear him threatening the girl.

"You better give us two free ice creams after sexually harassing my boyfriend," Dandy, being a pervert himself, knew all the rules of sexual harassment; having that he had committed most of the more tame ones in the past towards women. He looked her dead in the eyes. "And for your little freaky fan forum shit: yeah. It's big. And it's mine so butt out." He stood back up and walked over to JP, moving to hang on his arm. He swung on it a little bit, trying to cheer up JP. Giving JP a little comforting kiss on the cheek, Dandy spoke up again.

"Hey, baby~ What kinda ice cream do ya like? She says that she's gonna get you whatever flavor you want as an apology," Dandy said cutely. He stared at the cashier with a look to kill. If she was a man, Dandy would have jumped the counter to fight them.

The meal was set on the counter by a different worker, who promptly left back to the kitchen to deal with drive-through orders.

JP didn't want to tell Dandy that harassment similar to what happened to him all the time. He watched Dandy get close to the cashier but he wasn't able to hear what was being said. Instead, he went to grab their food with a sigh.

Amy squinted, "What's big to you? I estimated a 2.03 girth and 6.5 length..." She smirked.

JP thought about the question, "Honestly I like nearly any kind? Vanilla sounds good though. I accept the apology, you know she's not the first and won't be the last." He looked at Dandy, "You have to learn to deal with it. If you race with me..you'll get it too. It's the way it is when people know who you are."

"Oh, I'm all about people askin' about me and what I'm packin'," Dandy chuckled. "I'm not shy. I know they'll be impressed," he smirked, that confidence radiating off this man... "I just wanna knock them down when they embarrass you like that simp was doin'."

He looked at the cashier from across the room. Walking back over to her, he ordered the ice cream. Vanilla for JP and then chocolate for himself.

"Also, you're wrong with that math. It's an even seven and then about double that girth, baby~" Dandy smirked as he rested his elbows on the counter. He wiggled his ass a bit, excited to be gloating about his boyfriend's size to a rabid fangirl. He knew she had no chance in hell with JP and wanted to low-key rub it in her face. "He's amazin' in every sense of the word too," Dandy sounded dreamy for a second. The thoughts of him with JP started to fog up his head. Then, the ice cream was set down before him. Dandy picked up the two flavors and walked over to JP. He took a lick off of his chocolate and handed the vanilla off to his partner.

"I got embarrassed because...what if she gets why I get like that right?" JP bit his lip. "The other racers might not want to do practice runs with me because they'll think I'm just doing it to get off."

"Wha- there's no way. He's packing that kinda heat in those leather pants? That's not even counting his precious jewels." Amy ran the calculations through her mind and then stopped. No way.. she looked toward a glass bottle of soda that a coworker brought from the liquor store across the street. She ran to get it and pointed at the empty bottle. "Like this?"

She quickly made those ice cream cones and handed them off to Dandy. She wondered if JP would eat his cone facing her. How could he be so naive...vanilla ice cream.

JP looked up, eating a piece of an onion ring. He set it down to grab his cone of vanilla ice cream and gave it a lick. "Mmm sweet. You got chocolate? Are you a dark chocolate man or a milk chocolate one?"

Dandy sat down in front of JP, blocking the woman's view of the racer.

"I'm more of a dark chocolate kinda guy," he answered as he grabbed his fries. "I mean I'll eat just about anything," Dandy explained. Then, he wanted to give a little example.

"Hey like I do this cursed thing in front of Meow, get a load of this," Dandy dipped his fries into his ice cream and then took a bite. He then slowly chewed it, looking a bit disappointed. "Okay, it doesn't work here but like. It's normally not too bad. Meow freakin' gags when I do it," Dandy chuckled. He took a lick from his ice cream to get the unpleasant mix out of his mouth. Then, after setting the ice cream aside, he started to eat his actual meal.

"And about your whole kink," Dandy had some burger in his mouth as he spoke. He pointed at JP with it. "They can say all they want about that because as long as ya don't tell them the truth then it sounds like they're just spewin' is crap, ya know?" Dandy took a sip from his soda and then continued speaking on this topic that was very personal to him. "And never be ashamed of what you like when it's as harmless as that. People get thrills from all sorts of things. Car batteries, food, alien tentacles, ya know. Whatever."

JP thoroughly enjoyed his ice cream. from tip to the edge of the cone he licked. His technique for it was basically the same as when he went down on Dandy with the exception being he didn't deep throat an icecream cone. He lapped up most of it before he crunched down on the cone. "Ew, you're one of those ice fry guys?" He laughed. His ice cream was eaten by now and so he finally picked up his fried chicken sandwich to give it a bite.

He nodded about not telling the truth. He had to keep it a secret. a secret for as long as he could. As he chewed he simply had to ask a question, "Wha- car batteries? How..."

He watched that tongue, remembering all too well how great that felt on him. He was starting to feel turned on until JP mentioned the car battery comment. Any horny sensation Dandy had was now completely gone.

Dandy nearly choked on his burger. He coughed, hunched over for a moment, and then cleared his throat. When Dandy came back up he took a sip from his soda.

"No," he said simply and then worked on finishing off his burger. "I think you, like, clamp or some junk. Look, it's like some sorta BDSM trope-kink thing that I am not about because that shit sounds like it's hurt. Plug my junk up to a battery? No thanks. Not that adventurous. I like bein' alive and havin' my dick intact, thank you very much," he finished off his burger and went back to his melting ice cream cone. Licking the chocolate off the cone. Once he finished the cone, Dandy licked off his fingers.

"I'd prefer to, ya know, not get shocked. I like pain but not like that."

"No?" JP stole one of Dandy's french fries as he listened to the explanation. He set his sandwich down too. "Wait- you mean it's like those things the shock you with at the hospital? No way those fuckin hurt!" He touched his chest, his left hand by his left nipple but his right hand higher up on his left pec. "Hell no!" He picked up his sandwich again to take another bite. There was no way he was going to try a car battery.

"Yeah! There's no way I was gonna get ya hooked up to one of those things! I'm a'right with your car kinks but like. I don't wantcha gettin' sent to the hospital over them," Dandy grabbed a few of his fries and took a bite out of the bundle. He caught himself staring at JP as he ate, a little smile on his face as he watched his partner. Then, Dandy glanced out the window next to them, seeing that beautiful sunset they shared their first date under.

"Sure is a pretty evening," Dandy commented, his head resting on his hand.

"It's not a car kink...otherwise I wouldn't have gotten like that in the Little Aloha when ya drove it around. It's the shaking that gets this soda ready to pop." JP looked over his shoulder when Dandy mentioned how nice the evening was. "Yea. can you believe it? Almost as pretty as you." He glanced at Dandy and grinned.

The cashier seemed to have gotten over him for the time being. At least, he didn't see her. Was she hiding? He was almost done with his food. "Hey...so..you know how I mentioned working out? Do you have something for that on your ship? Weights? Do I have to use Meow?"

JP calling Dandy pretty made the alien hunter's face go red. He quickly looked away, sipping on his half-full cup of soda. When JP asked about the weights, Dandy stop sucking on his straw and replied.

"Yeah, I got some funky lookin' barbell weight I use one in a while. At least I think it is? It's heavy like one. I dunno what else you could find on the ship to lift. I've collected so much crap over the years I'm sure you could lift some of that," Dandy finished off the remainder of his fries and thought back. "I could even work out with you if you wanted. I normally just work out on my own when I feel up to it," he added. "Meow never joins me, but sometimes QT does as my watcher. It's been a pretty long time though."

"Good. I do need someone to train with me coz I need someone to throw things at me to catch to keep the whole mind-muscle thing at tip-top shape." Of course, JP had a routine that took care of nearly every in the way he needed them to be trained. If he had Dandy as a partner...they could get competitive and get a lot more done. "I hope you can keep up, stardust. It's a lot of strength training with a bit of cardio thrown in for good measure."

He leaned forward. "and don't be scared when I show you the neck exercises I have to do. You won't break my neck, I promise."

Dandy lit up at the idea of JP wanting to work out with him.

"I think I'll surprise you," he said as he finished off his soda. He shook the cup, hearing the ice jostle around. When JP mentioned the neck exercise, Dandy raised his eyebrow. "I'm interested," he grinned. Then, Dandy stood from the table.

"I'm gonna head to the bathroom," he thumbed towards a set of doors across the restaurant. Dandy leaned over the table first, kissing JP on the cheek, and then headed towards the doors. Before going in, he looked to the counter. He gestured an "I see you" at the cashier and then went inside the men's room.

"I have a few ideas on how to make some things interesting." JP laughed, he wanted to ask Dandy why he had gotten up but received an answer before he could. "Go then. Before you piss your pants like the other drivers."

The cashier smiled at Dandy and then looked at JP.

JP looked at her and then glanced around. It was awkward. It was tense. Hell, maybe he should go to the bathroom as well but he stayed put. "So like, do you like the other races too?"

The cashier shook their head.

"Figures.." JP stole another of the few remaining fries from Dandy's side.

Dandy was in the bathroom, reading the phone numbers and random names sketched in the walls with god knows what. Once he was finished, Dandy left the small and started to wash his hands. Humming a tune, he had no idea what the night was going to have in store for himself or JP.

A little thought about that cashier crossed his mind. She was so invested and thirsty for JP. What would it be like to have a girl like that all over you?

Dandy looked down at the rushing water. Then, thought about the old man crossed his mind. How long would it take him to realize that these two were a couple? He wanted JP to keep up the facade. JP needed that money from Frisbee.

Wiping his wet hands on his pants, Dandy returned to JP and took his seat back.

"So, I got a question," Dandy rested his arms on the table. "How far would ya go ta make the old man believe you were straight?"

JP waved at Dandy. "Someone ate your fries. I couldn't stop them." He laughed and reached across the table to put his hands over Dandy's. "Hmmm? Uh...i don't know? I could bring a lady over or something. It's not like that would be difficult." He shrugged and assumed that the lady would be perfectly happy just being able to sit next to him and rub him all over. "Why?"

Dandy rubbed JP's thumbs and shrugged.

"I was just wondering what we could do to make this all a bit less stressful. I'll be workin' on your honey for two weeks so, like. If we're gonna fake it, we gotta fake it real good."

Dandy glanced back at the cashier and then at JP.

"I love you and if we gotta take a girl back because the old man starts to think we're a thing, then so be it," Dandy explained. Then, he raised his finger. "But that's only if he starts askin' questions. And I know exactly who we can bring back if that happens," he grinned.

"Wait- You'd do that? Let me bring a girl back to help me not get stressed?" JP pouted a little, "Bro...Dandy!" He looked down at the table. He had done things like that countless times in the past but he also hadn't really liked Frisbee all that much. They had been together due to habit and their needs. But with Dandy? He felt like...he didn't want to upset him. He didn't want to...cheat. Unless. Unless Dandy told him to and he knew it was nothing between himself and the person he'd be with.

Then Dandy cleared it up. That was: Only if Mole started to suspect something. He nodded, "So who do you know who to bring back? Can it not be Frisbee" JP then whispered, "Please.."

Dandy pointed back at the cashier with a tilt of his head.

"Li'l Miss Pervert over there," he rested his arm on the back of his chair and turned back to look at the fangirl. "You got chicks like her practically already on their knees." Dandy turned back to JP.

"You also got the lady from the store and her thirsty vulture friends," he did a finger gunpoint at JP. Then, he leaned in with a grin, his head perched on his knuckles. "And if ya want, I can be there with ya," he said cutely. "If you ever get uncomfortable, I can get those chicks outta there," he gave JP a little shrug and grabbed the last of his fries. They were cold now, but he didn't mind. Finishing them off, he licked the tips of his fingers.

"And gross, Frisbee? We're tryin' ta get a lady back there, not your ex. That's a big yikes. Besides," Dandy let out a sigh, his elbows resting on the table. He scratched the back of his neck, a bit worried about his next comment. "I already feel like Mole wants ta invite Frisbee over soon. To, uh, help you out."

JP glanced at the cashier from the corner of his eye. "Her..?" He looked back at Dandy, "Are you sure?" Then the idea of the cashier and her friends from the bar. Those seemed better in his opinion. They didn't seem as...creepy. Plus if need be he could lay across their laps. Now that would be nice.

He emotionally cringed and physically recoiled a bit when Dandy told him that Mole wanted to call Frisbee to 'help him out'. He knew what that meant. He knew what Frisbee called 'taking care of him' meant. He really didn't want to get slammed down onto his knees and bitten on the back of the neck until he was made to 'calm down' just from being tired be it his body or his mind. "If Frisbee shows up..I'll have to play along. You know that right? I have to do what I always did."

Dandy frowned at that response.

"If he does then I'm not lettin' you out of my sight," he replied. Dandy moved to hold JP's hands. "Mole just knows that you and that dumbass were childhood chums, I doubt he knows the nasty shit," he kissed JP's rings. All ten of them, lingering a bit longer on the middle fingers. Looking down at those hands, his face went soft. Dandy glanced back up at JP.

"We would just need ta keep Frisbee around until whenever right? I think I can keep him off of you durin' that wait. Without, ya know, beating the shit outta him." He gripped JP's hand, thinking about that man. Frisbee.

Deep down, Dandy did want to meet him. Part of him needed to put a face to the stories. Right now, he pictured a good looking alien that really looked like he had his shit together. A nice suit. Money. Disgusting...

"Frisbee will notice if you stay around too much." JP let himself really feel the feel of those kisses and how they pressed his rings to his skin, "He never shared. He is used to not seeing me talk to others unless they're microphones or cameras." He paused. Or girls for himself with Frisbee watching to make sure he didn't completely finish.

"Should we get going?" He smiled. "I want to get outta this place."

"Man what a Grade A piece of shit," Dandy shook his head and stood from the table. "Yeah we better get goin'," he grabbed the dine-in trays and threw out their trash. Then, with a little chuckle, Dandy walked back over to JP.

"I betcha that chick'd dumpster dive for your trash," Dandy teased, sticking his tongue out through his teeth. Honestly, this was what he was hoping for when they walked in. To see a fan so dedicated, awkwardly to a perverted degree, to JP. And with that joke, he wanted to make it the last one about her for the night.

He placed his hand around JP's waist and walked back out to the rental with his partner. The sky had just gone dark, letting the streetlamps light up one by one. Dandy pulled out the keycard and flashed it at JP.

"Wanna drive?"

Jp shook his head at the mental image of that cashier jumping into the trash for his leftovers. He and held out his hand when offered the keycard to drive the rental, "No, I like it when you drive." He hummed quietly, "I get to look at you the whole time and enjoy the faces you make." He smiled a bit, "And I get to kick back and relax."

Dandy blinked. He could have sworn JP would want to drive back to the junkyard. Then, he caught himself smiling.

"Well I'll have ya know that I'll be takin' my sweet time," he commented as he opened the door for JP.

Dandy lead the racer out to the car. He slipped his hand to hold JP's wanting to give it another gentle kiss before opening the car door for his partner. Then, he opted that kiss on the hand for a kiss on the corner of JP's lips, his hand holding onto the roof.

As they reached the car JP rubbed his bicep over his tattoo, "I don't mind if you take it slow. I'll enjoy the whole ride. You know that." His eyes watched that kiss on the back of his hand. Warm lips against his skin sending a tingle across it. They were standing outside of the car before he got in. The door was held open and Dandy changed his kiss to one just shy of a full kiss on the lips. "Don't you?"

He knew that the alien hunter knew. He reached down to touch his hand to Dandy's left hipbone, he rubbed it. "I know we can't do anything yet. We have to get back but...in the quiet of night there is something I want us to do." He stopped and pulled Dandy's hips against his, their groins pressing against each other. He leaned back and gestured with his hand that he wanted them to rub cocks together. "What do you think?"

Dandy felt JP's hand on his hip bone as the racer spoke to him. The gesture he made had Dandy blushing, a big grin on his face.

"I've never done that before~" he purred and leaned in to kiss JP on the lips. "Where do ta wanna do that, soda pop? I'll take ya anywhere ya wanna go," he kissed JP again and again. His hands moved to JP's shoulders. The two were against the rental, still parked in full view of the fast-food joint. Tilting his head, Dandy couldn't help but put more passion into that last kiss.

"Come on, you haven't rubbed dicks before? Jacking me and you at the same time? I call it playing tummy sticks." JP chuckled. He honestly thought that of all things, maybe this was the easiest and simplest thing to do. he wanted to speak but he kept getting kissed which made him shut up and join in. Between kisses, he managed to say, "I want to do it in the garage. We'll be sleeping there anyway. The old man has some foam he uses for seat reupholstering somewhere and we can sleep on that." It was basically like a mattress without a cover and JP thought it was pretty comfortable.

He climbed into the car before Dandy got too distracted with all those kisses. The last thing he wanted was for the old man to start suspecting something and losing his chance of taking Frisbee's money.

Dandy felt JP break away, understanding that it was time to go. He got into his side and started up the engine.

"Yeah I don't have a lotta experience with this kinda stuff," he put the car into reverse and started back towards the junkyard. Dandy thought back on the man before JP, a little frown tugged at his lips. "I've only rode cock and then of course givin' anal with another guy but... yeah," he trailed off as he rested his elbow on the window, his mind thinking back.

He stopped at a red light and looked over at JP with a little smile. That time with the other man felt like forever. He never knew what happened to him after their fling. But with JP, if anything happened, he would be sure to stay in contact with him. Something that this alien hunter rarely did.

Looking back at the road, the bright red light flashed to green.

"I can't wait ta try it with ya, though! I'm down for whatever you wanna try, baby. You know I love messin' around with ya~"

"It feels nice. Though it'd feel nicer if I had my things still with me..." He stated simply. "I think you'll like it and we don't need lube for it. Just a bit of spit'll do."

JP looked at Dandy while the alien hunter drove. Handsome. Beautiful. All mine. He simply gazed with love in his eyes. The darkened sky made it so his pupils dilated to see better. "You know Dandy, she wasn't even the weirdest of my fans. I've had things stolen from me in the past and sold to people across the galaxy." He shook his head. "If they wanted money they could have just asked. I mean, how weird is that? It's not worth the time and effort to persecute them when I can simply replace the things." He looked out of the window, "Have you had things stolen from you?"

Dandy listened to JP and thought back. Anything stolen?

"Of importance? Not that I can remember..." He rubbed his chin as he thought. "I've felt like I've been robbed, but never actually had anything stolen," Dandy was trying to think hard in a serious answer. He couldn't find one and tilted his head to JP.

"You stole my heart though, baby~," Dandy said with a playful smile. "I know, that's dumb, but I really can't think of anything."

As he turned down the road, a couple blocks left until their destination.

"What did they steal from ya? Maybe we could go find ya a new one?"

JP laughed hard, "I stole your heart? Then what did you do to mine!?" He touched Dandy's shoulder, "I thought I loved before but meeting you made me realized that what I felt was nothing close to it. Not even a shadow of it."

When Dandy asked what was stolen he bit his lip. "Some pieces of jewelry." Honestly, he couldn't believe it. They could have taken his earrings or even the rings on his hands but...those? "They weren't all that special, to be honest. Just silver pieces but still. It's more creepy than a restaurant girl."

Dandy gripped the steering wheel, feeling a jab in his heart. God JP was so sweet to him. Not only was his little joke about his heart precious, but then the feelings in his next lines. He didn't reply, but the loving look in his eyes as he looked to JP said it all.

As JP answered what was stolen, Dandy found himself turning right into a parking lot and stopping the car.

"They stole jewelry from ya?!" Dandy looked disgusted. "What bastards!" When he said that they were just silver pieces, Dandy thought for a split second.

"Let go buy you a new pair," he said at the drop of a hat. "We got time tonight. We can go get that jewelry for ya. What was it they stole?" Dandy couldn't recall where JP could have had any other piercings. When they had sex, he didn't focus on little details like piercings. Even that tattoo on JP's bicep was overlooked during their sweet moments. Everything was a blur and picking up on little details like that just. Didn't happen.

He couldn't even fathom what JP was hinting at.

"Yea, when I had my crash at Yellowline, I guess they took them out for some of the procedures. I understand how some of them would have interfered with what was happening to me." He thought about what they had done. He had been in such a shock from his crash and bled out that he had needed at least one shock. Then at the hospital, he had laid in bed with a catheter. "Haha, it wasn't just a pair Dandy. They stole seven pieces." His eyebrows went up for a moment, "Ah if I had them, it would make what I want to do tonight a lot more enjoyable."

He thought for a moment and nodded, "Let's go get them. Hell, I could buy something for you too. Do you have any piercings?"

What they were doing tonight. Well JP mentioned rubbing cocks...

Oh. OH. Hold up, Dandy thought.

Finally, the pieces fell into place of what JP was talking about. When JP asked about Dandy's piercings, he was quiet. When he spoke up, he wasn't really sure how to respond. So he was honest.

"I've never had any and definitely not the ones you're hintin' at," he looked over JP. It made sense. With what he wore, the earrings, the spikes. Of course. Of course, he was into that.

"So, like, they stole your dick piercings?" Dandy squinted with his squeaking a bit on the last two words, his head tilted back a bit. "Like. They took them. Just. Just took them outta ya," he placed his hand on his mouth, his elbow resting on the steering wheel. Just the thought of someone doing that. Then, he looked back at JP. "There were seven? How'd ya fit seven on that? I mean like, you're probably big enough but damn. Seven?"

"Well they had to take one of them out for a tube at the hospital, you know? I was unconscious for a while. Hit my head and everything." He held back a laugh when Dandy assumed all seven were on his dick. "No no. I had five down there. The other two were here." He pressed his nipples through his shirt with his index fingers. "I never thought they'd steal the rest of my dick piercings though." He looked a bit disgusted by the thought. Who knew why or where. Let alone why or what they were doing with his dick and nipple jewelry. "I wonder who has them now."

Dandy put the car back into drive and headed out of the parking lot. Looking both ways over the dash, he pulled out and started heading in a new direction.

"No clue, but that's pretty disgusting," Dandy shook his head. "Taking from an unconscious man. What a coward," he huffed and started to look down unfamiliar streets. He had left his phone back on the Aloha 'Oe if memory serves so being able to pull up a map wouldn't be an option.

"Where do I gotta take ya to get those back? I mean, let ya buy new ones?" He asked, slowing down at the intersections. This wasn't where he thought the night was going, but he did welcome it.

He wanted to see JP with these piercings. With his limited knowledge of men with piercings, he had no idea what purpose they even served, if any.

"So... You said they'd feel good tonight?' Dandy asked, a hint of blush on his cheeks.

"People feel entitled to you, your body, and your possessions when you become something to be desired like a well-known figure. It looks wonderful from the outside but living through it takes its toll. " JP waved his hand, "But like I said. Too much trouble getting after people. I rather forget and keep going than to stop and waste my time for things like that."

"I'm guessing some high end piercing or tattoo shop might have what we want." He knew he didn't want to go to just any shop. If he was going to buy something he wanted to know it was good. Something in steel, titanium, or gold. Simple pieces and to the point to keep things clean. "Maybe if we go to the city we trashed. I don't think this town's going to have anything good."

Dandy listened to JP talk about the life of being famous. He had a little frown, feeling disappointed. This man had hoped that it was a bit more glamorous than what JP had told him. Maybe JP's situation was a different case because he was a racer?

Then, JP mentioned a philosophy that Dandy had always preached: letting stuff go and accepting things for the way that they are. Going with the flow. The Dandy Way. Knowing that JP and he had the same idea on how life worked made him feel even closer to the racer this evening.

"I betcha there might be a place still open," Dandy nodded and started to head towards the trashed city. He didn't speed. These two were able to take in the city lights as Dandy drove. "I hope that alien didn't hit it," Dandy said with a little chuckle. He wanted to really make JP happy by getting him his piercings back.

Getting to the other city took a while, allowing the two to get a good view of the sun fully setting over the horizon and the stars coming into view. Dandy moved his hand to hold JP's, opting once in a while to shift gears while he drove.

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