21 In Cahoots

JP's nose caught the sweet scent of that box of smokes being waved under his nose. To him, it was like a liqueur, something akin to stewed prunes maybe even cherries. Earthen and pleasant but at the same time intoxicating. It pulled him from that darkness, his eyes felt heavy as did his head. His eyes were crossed but he looked ahead after a moment.

"Ah, what-" he saw the pack and then looked at Dandy. "Where you get this? Huh?" He looked around the Little Aloha. It looked different but he couldn't tell why. He rubbed his eyes then stretched but stopped quickly when he felt some of Dandy's cum want to come out. When did he pull his pants on? "Did I tell you I love you?"

Dandy flopped back into the pilot's chair once JP came-to. He had a tired smile on his face as he rested his elbows on his thighs. Giving JP a little wave, he heard his partner speak.

"I got them while you were asleep, soda pop," he explained and laid back in the chair. Stretching, he heard the next question. "You might have, you were talkin' a lot in your sleep," Dandy mentioned, his eyes closing as he took in more of the fresh air coming through the opened windshield. "But I do always love hearin' it," he giggled, looking at JP out of the corner of his eye.

"You sure are an active sleeper," Dandy commented as he hit a button to close the window. He was sure that was enough air to clear out the smell of their evening. Then, Dandy started up the Little Aloha, setting the radar to the location of the Aloha 'Oe. The ship then lifted up and took off into the sky. Thanks to the gravity build into the ship, these two didn't have to worry about being knocked around or having force thrust upon them. The ride was smooth, like being in a car. The river was right below them, making another perfect visual path for their trip back to the ship.

"I also gotcha some snacks," Dandy nodded his head towards JP's feet. "You're probably starvin' after all that."

JP took the pack of cigarettes and looked at Dandy. flashes of the images he dreamed appeared as is superimposed over Dandy's current pose. He was buckled in this time and didn't feel much of the speeding off. He didn't really understand how since he was a planet-dweller rather than a star-farer.

"Oh, I love snacks.." He pulled a cigarette out and placed it between his lips. He was still exhausted and began to chew. The cigarette fell out of his mouth. "Fuck. I'm sorry." He picked it up from his lap and placed it into his mouth completely this time.

Dandy glanced over at JP as he chewed on the cigarette. He couldn't help but sputter with his lips, letting out a loud laugh as he saw JP pick the stick back up.

"I can't believe you tried eating that!" Dandy was practically in tears as he drove, wiping those little droplets from the corner of his eyes. "Well if you're hungry for more of those, I got ya a big carton like you wanted this mornin'," he added, thumbing to the back of the cockpit. "I also wiped you down and cleaned up the floor. There was blood and freakin' jizz all over the place," Dandy chuckled while he shook his head. "We're a buncha dirty perverts, ya know that?" That big grin just wouldn't leave his face while he spoke to JP. Dandy glanced back over at him, a little bit of blush on his cheeks.

"I've never had someone this into me. It's pretty... pretty wild."

"Aw babe...you're so nice!" he raised his arms into the air. "I love yoouuu." His head drooped down into a nod from his exhaustion but he picked it back up.

"I think I would have woked up if you cleaned me." He took out the filter from his mouth and put it in his pocket then leaned over to pick up the back of chips. He started to eat them first by sucking the flavor off of them and then eating the actual chip. "I tried to clean up the floor but it didn't come up all the way like when made a mess and I should try and -" his sentence became a jumble of words strung together. He thought he made sense.

"No, you were in me" JP pointed to himself. "You wish I was in you." He raised his arm a bit and shook his hand. "The wilderest." He ate more of the chips. "Just wait when I'm fuck, Stardust." He head tilted back for a quick moment of being passed out.

Dandy was biting his lip, trying so hard to not laugh. He wanted to hear everything that his tired partner had to babble. What he said barely made sense and anytime it was perverted, Dandy let out a loud snicker.

"Heh! Yeah, we're the wilderest, baby," Dandy looked over his shoulder at JP, seeing that bead tilted back. "We're almost to the ship. Now when I park," Dandy stopped his train of thought.

"Ya know. Don't worry about it," Dandy smiled cutely. "I'll carry you into my room. I even got a shirt you can sleep in," he knew JP needed more sleep and he was game to join him.

It seemed it take longer to get to the ship than it did the other way around. Dandy packed the Little Aloha into the port of the ship, hearing it latch into place.

"Like music," Dandy hummed and stood up from his seat, stretching out his back for the hundredth time that day. He walked over to JP, leaning down to kiss his lips, and then tapped his shoulder with a fist-bump.

"Ready ta get some shut-eye? Again?" Dandy chuckled.

JP jerked awake at the latching of the two ships. Thankfully he didn't scream. He thought for a moment that they had crashed thanks to the noise and movement. His poor heart thundered in his chest. He looked up at Dandy after the kiss and unbuckled himself. "Have to sleep...." He got up onto his feet and tried to climb onto his boyfriend's back. He was sore but a pleasant kind. It reminded him of how much fun they had. "I'm not walking. Y'gotta cart me over or carry."

"That's about what I expected," Dandy smiled and leaned down, letting JP grab onto his back. He lifted the racer up with ease, surprisingly, and walked over to the back door of the cockpit. Hitting a panel on the counter that lined the back of the vehicle, Dandy was able to open the door. In a blink, it showed the different layers of doors, metal, painted woman, and then metal again. He slowly walked down the hallway, his arms supporting JP as he walked. In the distance, he heard faint talking.

Once the door leading to the hallway opened up, Dandy saw QT alone in the hallway.

"I thought I heard you two come in!" QT giggled and looked up at JP. "It looks like you wore him out with that trip. His hair is a mess," he commented as he let Dandy walk past him.

"Yeah I showed him the Hawaiian Yankee in action," Dandy replied as he opened his door. QT followed close behind him, lightbulbs flashing onto his screen.

"That's great news! Now with the Little Aloha fixed, we can leave this planet!" QT was practically spinning in circles around Dandy's room as the alien hunter rested JP down on the soft magenta couch. Dandy looked back at QT, a not too thrilled look on his face.

"Kitchen, now," Dandy frowned. The little robot had a look of worry on his screen as he drove off. Was he in trouble? Did he say something wrong?

Dandy leaned down next to JP and reached under his couch. Among various magazines, trash and god knows what else, Dandy found a white t-shirt with a band name on it: Dropkix. He helped JP out of his jacket and his shirt, slipping the new one onto him, and kissed the hickey that was left behind. "Get some rest," Dandy said sweetly.

JP watched as the doors opened between the Little Aloha and the Aloha 'Oe. "So that's what that was..." He referred to the noise and jostle that happened when the two ships interlocked. He kept his chin resting on Dandy's shoulder. His pack of smokes was held in his hand like a box of candies. No one was going to take them away. "Hey QT." He vaguely waved and didn't sound as enthusiastic as he had wanted to.

"We can't leave yet. Not yet. My honey! We have to bring her too!" He was placed down on the couch. He made sure to close his new box of smokes, putting them on the couch beside him as if it were going to grow legs and run off. He started to take off his boots and let them drop onto the floor. He allowed Dandy to help him into a different shirt, which he didn't pay too much attention to when it came to the design. He just knew it felt nice against his skin. "You should rest soon too, stardust." He yawned, "don't take too long to join me..." He got comfortable, rolling onto his side, and fell asleep once more. This time he didn't want to be woken up. The man needed his rest after that adventurous day. Would Dandy begin work on his Trans Am tomorrow? He hoped so.

Dandy left the room, letting JP get a headstart on his sleep. Heading down the hall, Dandy had to think about what he was going to tell QT.

Once he reached the kitchen, Dandy opened the door and saw QT sitting on one of the stools.

"Are we going to have... A talk?" QT asked with a soft whine. His little digital eyebrow gave him a pitiful look. Dandy took a seat across from QT, letting out a sigh. "JP mentioned his honey. I hope she's okay. I didn't know he had a lady friend too."

"Hah? No, QT it's not like that," Dandy waved his hands down at the robot. "His Trans Am 20000. That's his honey. I have to help the old man guy fix it for JP. It's the least I can do for them," Dandy stood from the stool and walked over to the fridge, opening and looking inside for a beer. Cracking the can open, Dandy took a sip and sat back down on the stool.

"You fix cars?" QT asked. "This is the first time I've heard of it." Dandy was quiet, taking another sip of his beer.

"Yeah, I can fix it. It's not rocket science," Dandy muttered. Then, he nearly choked on his beer. "Oh shit! I left the growlers in the car!" He spat and jumped off the stool, bolting out of the kitchen and down the hall.

QT was quiet and looked at the bear empty can. He couldn't even tell Dandy what happened to Meow...

JP got up on his own during the night to head into the bathroom. In there he took a moment to have a good look at himself. He saw Dandy's attempt at fixing up his hair which was messed up again from his sleep. He touched the hickeys on his skin and traced some scratches but stopped at the collar of the shirt he was wearing. Dropkix? Huh. He would have to ask Dandy what that was about.

He stepped back out of the bathroom and headed for the kitchen. It felt unbearably bright to his eyes but inside was QT sitting alone with a beer, some of it spilled on the table. It was quiet and a little weird. "Hey, QT...enjoying your beer? Haha, nice." he took water from the fridge, bumping it against the beer can on the table, and left just as he had come in. Only this time he was drinking water as he walked. He returned to Dandy's room and laid face down.

Wait..why was QT drinking beer? Could he really eat after all?

QT didn't have a chance to respond as JP made his round in the kitchen and then back out the door. He then felt like he was in a revolving door as Dandy showed back up with the two growlers. Dandy was humming as he placed them in the fridge later.

"Dandy?" QT spoke up. Dandy moved back to his stool, sipping a bit more from his beer can. "We need to talk about Meow."

"Huh? What about him?" Dandy swished the beer, listening to it sloshed back and forth. The last time he heard from Meow, he was with QT.

The little robot looked down at the table in silence. Dandy says up, feeling uneasy.

"QT, where's Meow?" Dandy asked the urge to grip his beer can start to rise every second QT didn't answer.

"He's at the hotel, but he's worried about the alien. We need to get back into space A-S-A-P!" QT spelled out. He extended his arms, raising them up as he spoke. "I don't know how much longer you were planning to stay here, but we need to get back into space!"

"I promised to rebuild that car and I'm gonna do it," Dandy frowned, finishing up the can and set it on the floor. He stepped on it with his steel-toed boot, crushing it with ease. QT let out a little nervous whine at that. "What?"

"We can't wait until you're done. They know," QT gripped the table. Dandy raised his eyebrow. "They know about the alien in the room."

Off in the distance and down the hall of the ship from within Dandy's room, JP yelled or maybe whined loudly. Dandy was taking too long and he wanted to hug or get hugged tonight. He was exhausted, sure. But he couldn't stay asleep. "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaannnndyyyyyyy! When are you coming?"

He pulled off his leather pants, rolled them up, and waited. Then he unrolled them, pulled the belt off of the pants, and rolled them up again. "Well, I don't want to kill him..."

Dandy faintly heard his name and waved it away. He pointed at QT.

"Get that alien outta there and bring it back to the ship," he tapped his finger on the tabletop. "I have a guest here and I can't be ditchin' him 'cause we need ta have an alien smuggled back into the ship," Dandy moved towards the door. Then, he made a phone gesture with this hand.

"If there's a problem, then call me. I'll be on standby all night. Take the rental," Dandy tossed QT the keys. He missed, bonking the little robot on the top of his headlight.

"Ow! I can't drive a car, Dandy!" QT whined. Dandy rolled his eyes and pointed in a direction.

"Then take the Little Aloha! I gotta head ta bed!" Dandy huffed and headed out of the kitchen and down the hall. QT looked at the crushed beer can and signed. He felt a lot like thars right now.

"I'm here~" Dandy sang as he entered the room. He set the lights to night mode and walked over to his couch. Dandy unzipped his boots and then his pants. He looked down at JP, seeing his shirt. "You can keep that. We have boxes full from our band days."

JP looked a little upset, he tossed his pants at Dandy. "What took you so long? You weren't in the kitchen and I would know, I went! I even went to the bathroom in case you were there straining or something." He squinted and patted himself like one would pat the couch for someone to sit. "Come here.." He spread his arms out in a gesture for a hug.

"I had ta grab the growlers outta the car," Dandy explained as he moved in, embracing JP. "QT was also whinin' about somethin'," he yawned. Nuzzling against that chest, Dandy looked up at JP. "It's a 'do it tomorrow' kinda thing."

Dandy pulled his legs up onto the couch, cuddling JP. He found himself kissing on JP's chest, his eyes closing.

"Meow can wait..." He mumbled.

"I almost forgot bout those." JP draped his arms over Dandy's back. He let out a long sigh. "Cats always go out and come back later. He'll turn up. Don't worry about him" he smiled and let himself rest. Finally. This is what he liked and needed. He slept soundly for the rest of the night. No stirring. No waking and barely any talking. He slept through the morning without a problem even if there was a noise outside.

Dandy was snoring on top of JP all night. His body like dead weight as he drooled on JP's new shirt. The two did sleep in past noon.

Outside the room, however, was less peaceful. There was the sound of crocs squeaking and hushed yelling down the hall.

"Maybe they didn't follow us," Meow whispered. "We did get out of there pretty fast." QT was irate but stayed quiet.

"They'll know what the Little Aloha looks like!! It's bright red, Meow!" QT whined. He drove up to Dandy's door, opening it. There was only the sound of Dandy snoring, this time.

"Hello? Dandy? Sweet JP?" QT whispered. He drove up to the two, tapping Dandy. Dandy didn't budge. He continued to sleep.

JP rolled over with Dandy against the backrest. His limbs were intertwined with Dandy's, he didn't need a blanket with this man around. In his sleep, he felt something was wrong and woke up to look over his shoulder at QT, "How was your beer? Was it good?" He looked at Dandy and pressed his head to his shirt. "By the way, why are you here? Is it important?" He covered Dandy's ears."It better be important. I woke up for this."

Dandy was still out like a light, moving a bit to nuzzle JP's chest while in his sleep.

"I can't drink beer," QT whispered. He watched as JP covered Dandy's ears. "So I have some bad news. We need to move locations," QT said, his hand cupped next to his screen as he spoke to JP. "I and Meow came back from the hotel and they know about the alien. They put two and two together and they realized that we're in cahoots with you and Dandy. We think we're safe from them, but I'm worried that they'll be able to find us here. I don't know who all saw us drive to the junkyard. I didn't think anyone was following us, but you never know. I do see drones flying all over this city..."

Meow peeked his head in, looking at QT and JP. He saw Dandy still asleep, practically curled up on JP.

"We have the alien back on board, but I don't know how long we'll be able to stay hidden here," a little drop of sweat rolled down from Meow's brow. "Like, the old man told us that Dandy's suppose to help him with your car today, but we might have to hold off on that until tomorrow. We really need to get out of here," Meow walked over to the couple. "We need you two to take the rental and find a place to distract anyone that might be looking for me and QT. Once we find a place to hide the ship, we'll contact you two," he explained. Meow looked tense as he glanced towards the door.

"Aw, did you two have a fun time at the hotel like me n Dandy? You didn't cause trouble did you?" JP smiled and gave Dandy's head a squeeze against his chest. His smile faded. "Wait so you told everyone all four of us are banging? Yo!! My reputation!" JP sat up quickly, he swung his legs off of the couch. "That's what cahoots means right!?"

He shook Dandy awake and pointed at QT and Meow so hard they could have sworn they felt it, "Dandy! These fuckers-- The camera guys are going to come after me now!"

"What! No! It's not like that!" QT squealed. "Cahoots means colluding or conspiring together secretly!" He then watched JP shake Dandy awake. Dandy let out a sound as he was being tugged back and forth.

"Ack! What? Hah?" Before Dandy could even look around, he heard JP talking about camera guys. "Wha, wait? The news? Whaddya do?" He wiped the drool from the corner of his mouth and looked over his crew.

"We might have... lead the hotel to our location," Meow looked away, not wanting to make eye contact with anyone in the room. Dandy had a look of shock and then it turned into rage.

"How the hell didya manage that!?" Dandy shouted, getting to his feet and stomped over to Meow. Grabbing the feline by the straps of his green sarong, Dandy snapped. "You gotta be kiddin' me! What do we do now?! Where's the alien?" Dandy let go of Meow and headed out of his room, having a feeling he already knew the answer. QT raced behind the alien hunter as he stormed down the hall and into the lift room. Once in the room, he saw the alien inside the capsule and behind bars in one of the alien holding cells. Walking down to it, he had to think fast on a plan.

"We have to move to another town!" Meow called out from the top of the stairs that overlooked the lift room. "I know it's a hassle but we need you to distract any sort of news that might try to follow us!" Dandy stopped and turned his head towards the exit of the room. He then had a big smirk on his face.

"A distraction, you say?" Dandy grinned.

JP closed his eyes and pinched the bridge of his nose. "I'll get the old man to follow the Aloha 'Oe." He whipped his arm out, swiping at the air with the back of his hand. "I guess I have to be the distraction again." he picked up his clothes and stood up from the couch. "I'm gettin' clean first." He opened his jacket and took in the smell of its inside. He shrugged and left the room to pick out what little else he needed from QT's room. He didn't take long getting clean and he stepped out dressed with the keys to the rental in his hand.

He returned to Dandy's room but didn't look comfortable, there was a bit of a look going on with his face. A sort of tenseness in the muscles around his eyes. The hickeys on his neck were prominent but what he had forgotten was just how long they would stay there on his skin. "Dandy, I'll wait for ya to get ready. I'm going to have a little drink and eat the rest of those chips you got for me last night." He left to head into the kitchen.

He looked into the fridge, taking out one of the growlers out. He sat at the table and twisted the top off to tilt the whole bottle and have a swig.

Dandy was a bit worried when he heard JP's reaction to what was going on. To Dandy, JP sounded agitated. This was life with him, though. Acting without thinking. The consequence is not really being considered by the alien hunter.

And right now, JP was in the middle of this hell. He also noticed that JP was looking rough.

"Hey, guys?" Dandy walked up the steps to the main hallway of the ship. QT had been watching JP moved through a routine. "I want you guys to do the rest of this hunt on your own," he rested his hands in his pockets as he looked towards the kitchen. QT and Meow looked to one another and then to Dandy. Taking a deep breath, Dandy looked back at the boys. "Get the Aloha 'Oe to a new place. I'll stay with JP and the old and ta work on the Trans Am. If anything happens, contact me. We don't need ta have a distraction," he rubbed the back of his head. JP had already been through so much, between the rough sex and the overall adventures with Dandy...

He walked away from the boys, making his way towards the kitchen.

"We don't leave this planet until that car gets fixed," Dandy commented, his back to his crew. Then, he left into the kitchen and saw JP with the growler. He looked at JP, noticing that he did look like he had been through hell. The hickeys started to become red spots on his neck. His eyes look tired too.

"Hey baby, you doin' okay?" Dandy asked, taking the seat across from JP. "I still need a shower, but I wanted to check up on ya."

Jp drew circles and squiggles on the growler's frosted surface between swigs. He looked up at Dandy, a smile tugged at his lips for a moment. "Hey," he answered. "I'm alright...I think. I'm used to a different life you know." He leaned forward, his elbows on the table. "Talking into microphones, chatting with cameras. Interviews. Going out to see the other racers. scoping out the competition -" he rested his chin on his palm. "-driving to keep my skills sharp and my wits quick."

He looked down at the growler. "I've never had this much sex in such a short amount of time...Let's be honest. I'm sore and I keep saying yes. I keep bending over because I like how it feels but when it's all done I know It'll hurt." He moved in his seat, shifting the way he was seated. "I used to have days where I did nothing at all. Days where I was looking for my next race. Getting ready. Those parties before it and the parties after it. The private parties too between racers in the after hours.." It had only been a few days with Dandy but he was also counting his time in the hospital.

He liked the cameras even if they made him nervous in the beginning but that was only because he had been with Dandy. It was his first time making it known that he was involved with someone. he craved that attention. He wanted to hear crowds but he just didn't want to wake up to them at his doorstep or trying to climb into his hotel room's window. He took another drink. "I think I just need a break from takin' it you know? A day or two."

Dandy listened to JP's words and nodded. He was quiet as he looked at JP's growler. He closed his eyes, nodding, and placed his hands together.

"Then we can do that," he looked up, smiling at JP. Dandy moved his hand to JP's cheek, slowly rubbing it. "I was thinkin' about that yesterday while I was cleanin' you up," he had a little frown on his face. Dandy didn't know how he kept his energy up. His libido was insane in comparison to any other human, or alien in this case. He was able to bounce back like a champ the next day and go again.

But JP, he wasn't like Dandy. He didn't have that element to keep going like that. He was a normal guy that was going at it with someone that was a little less than normal, so to speak.

"Besides, we gotta stick around your old man anyways!" Dandy beamed, wanting to brighten up the mood. "I'm sendin' the guys off with my ship to keep it safe. Meanwhile, we'll be stayin' here with the old man. We got the rental for goin' out and maybe we can sleep in his garage or somethin'?" He was rubbing his chin, a big smile staying on his face. Then, he had a little smug smile. "You don't want that guy knowin' that we're dating, so it will make it, ya know, less enticing ta sneak and freak." Dandy laughed and stood from the table. He leaned across it, kissing JP on the lips.

"I want you to recover. And if you want me ta suck your dick, just let me know. We don't gotta go hard. Just somethin' casual, ya know?" Dandy winked.

"Aw, love.." JP tilted his head against Dandy's hand. He watched Dandy as he stood up hearing that whole plan of sleeping in the garage and how it might keep them from getting dirty. But he knew himself. I loved those spaces at least parts of them. He smiled after the kiss, his face going red. "We don't have to slow down you know. Just take it easy on my ass. I can't do that every day. You know I gotta be able to sit. That's what my job depends on." He bit his lip. "but I would like that though. a good suck. Not right now...I want to see your work first." He wanted to know what Dandy would wear to work. Would he have a shirt? What about no shirt?

He would have to find himself somewhere to lay down or mostly lay down. He really didn't want to stand and he didn't want to sit even more than that. "The old man doesn't know I like...men. He thinks I'm into women a lot more. I like them but not as much. I don't know why...maybe because I can't put anything into my mouth."

"You can put tiddies in your mouth," Dandy blinked. Then, he shook his head, needing to not think about that part of his sexuality. Right now, he needed to focus on JP. "I mean like yeah, I get what you mean. You gotta tip-toe around him," Dandy did a little walking gesture with his fingers and nodded. "Trust me, if he brings up women, I can be totally honest with him. He won't even know I'm datin' ya!" He grinned. Dandy's passion for women and everything that made them attractive to him was something he had to hide from JP, but now he needed that passion to fool that old man Mole.

"But ya gotta promise me that you won't get jealous if I start soundin' really into women when I talk about them," Dandy tilted his head, scratching at his sideburn. "You have ta remember: I love you and I love women in general. It's just how I am," he glanced back at a picture that hung on the wall. It was a pinup of a woman, just like every other picture in his room or in his magazines. "If I could be passionate about how much I love you to your old man, then I would be," he had the sweetest smile as he said those words. "But I can't. Instead, I gotta talk about another passion of mine."

Oh. This man knew what he was going to talk about with that old man when he starts working with him. BooBies, BooBies, BooBies...

"He gets very invested in his work so he might not talk a lot. His banter usually happens when his hands aren't busy" JP closed the growler. He got up and walked the few steps to the fridge to place it back inside. "I'll try not to get jealous, stardust. I need to learn that you're passionate about things the same way I am about racing. I could talk about it forever but what I like the most is feeling it." He looked at Dandy, "but with me, you can't feel your passion..you can just talk about it."

He headed to the entrance of the kitchen. He really wasn't walking how he usually did but he was also trying hard to hide it. "I have my smokes already. Let's go outside so your crew can move this ship outta here." He pulled the box out, opening it for a smell of its contents. "Mmm..."

Dandy watched JP walk, listening to his words. He couldn't feel women while he was with JP, but he didn't need to while he was with him. That's what he should have said at that moment. Instead, Dandy nodded as JP pulled out the box of smokes.

"I gotta take a shower and grab some clothes first," he explained he followed behind the racer. Dandy moved his hand to JP's arm, a look of worry on his face. "Look," he took a breath, closing his eyes for a moment. When he opened them again, he found the words he needed to say. That moment showed up again, letting Dandy finally vent his thoughts.

"You're different," he smiled. "You're a different kinda passion altogether," Dandy rubbed JP's arm. He was hoping that his words were coming outright. "You're what I need to feel," Dandy opened the door with the button on the wall, letting JP walkthrough first. "Right now, in my life, women come second. And I always want you to come in first, baby."

JP paused to listen and he turned his head away from Dandy. He wasn't mad with the alien hunter, in fact, he was smiling. He liked being first. Most of the time anyway. He had spent so much of his life being last that hearing Dandy say those words made his eyes get a little glossy. "Thank you. I think I really wanted to hear that." He looked at Dandy after a few moments, "I love you...but you're so dumb, you know? Don't make me fuckin cry. I swear!" He laughed and gave Dandy a playful push on the shoulder.

Dandy saw JP look at him, those little tears in the racer's eyes. That thank you was so wholesome and that playful push on Dandy's shoulder made him let out a giggle.

"Oh what? Is the Sweet JP really just a big softy?" Dandy leaned in, puckering up his lips. He kissed JP on the cheek and then embraced him. "I won't tell anyone that's you're as soft as you are sweet," his tone was so loving as he spoke. He then broke away from that hug and headed towards the hallway. "Okay, now I'll go take a shower! You gotta take that smoke break! I don't want ya bein' cranky all day," Dandy called back walked down to his room, looking for clothes. What he didn't expect made Dandy shout out.

"WHY IS THERE A USED CONDOM LAYIN' ON MY FLOOR?" He opened his door and let the latex bag full of cum hang between his fingertips. "Dude! Why didn't ya throw this away? I know this is yours!!"

"Nooo..." He raised his hands to his eyes and used the base of his thumbs to wipe at the tears. At the kiss, he slapped Dandy's ass. He deserved it, he thought. for teasin' me! "Yea don't tell them! I might be sweet but they still think I'm cool!" He toyed with his box of cigarettes after the kiss.

"Go take a shower, babe. I'll wait for you on the couch out here." He walked to the couch, lying face upon it. Dandy's shout made his blood run cold. "Wh-what are you talking about?" He yelled back from where he lay. He hears the door open. "Oh, a condom?" Fuck it was the one from the other day.

He sat up. "Because!"

He stood up and walked over with his odd new walk. This time he wasn't thinking about hiding how sore he was. "I wanted to show you how much I came and then I forgot! I thought I was going to be hot at the moment but now I realize I was stupid!"

"That's so gross!" Dandy laughed, holding onto his stomach as he hunched over. "Th-this was up my ass!" He continued to laugh, nearly in tears as he shook his head. Fanning himself, he handed off the condom to JP. "Go throw this away, ya nasty," he was grinning. This man was the only person he had ever met that was on his level of perversion and even JP's level trumped Dandy's a majority of the time. Like right now. Thankfully, Dandy understood why JP was like that. Wanting to see Dandy proud of him for putting out like that.

"I gotta admit, as gross as that is, that is pretty damn impressive," he chuckled. "Now I gotta go take a shower after seein' that. I feel so... unclean," Dandy gave JP a big grin. As he walked back through the hallway door, Dandy looked over his shoulder. "Dirty man," he winked and headed back to his room to grab his clothes. Once he grabbed his white tank top, an identical pair of pants, and another pair of boxer briefs, he walked into the bathroom. He was still laughing to himself. God, his boyfriend was something else. And he loved whatever that "something else" was.

"Oh it was wasn't it?" JP slapped his hands to his chest, bent back a bit, and let out a cackle like the ones when he raced. He took the condom and only laughed harder. "You really think it's impressive? That's exactly what I had hoped you would say." He stuck out his tongue, "I want to put one on and have you make me get all my loads out n see how much that is. This was just one." He watched Dandy go into the bathroom and he started to look for a bin to throw the used up condom.

Eventually, he found a bin and placed it in there. He immediately went to the kitchen to take off his rings, wash his hands along with each one of those ten rings. He dried everything off on the sides of his black shirt. He then had a brilliant idea.

Why wait for Dandy outside when he could wait for Dandy in the bathroom? Pshh. He made his way to the bathroom door and let himself in. "I see you don't have a lifeguard here at your beach."

Dandy let out a little shriek as the door opened. He covered his chest while he sat in the tube, suds were all over his face and sideburns.

"What the hell are you doin' in here?!" Dandy dipped into the bathwater a bit more, as if he was trying to hide. "Okay, so I wanted ta take a bath instead of a shower!" Then, he looked over his shoulder and saw that it was JP. "Oh damn I thought you were Meow," Dandy let out a sigh and fully turned around in the bathtub. JP's little joke made Dandy chuckle as he moved his arms to the edge of the tub.

"Oh really? I hate ta tell ya soda pop, but this is a bathtub," Dandy grinned, knowing that his boyfriend was teasing. He then thought back to the other day, about his conversation with QT about being clingy. It seemed that Dandy wasn't the one who was clinging around. JP went straight into his bathroom to see what he was doing.

And Dandy, a man that loved attention, didn't mind this at all.

"Watcha doin' in here, lifeguard?" He asked with a cute smile.

JP walked toward the tub, he circled it a bit as he spoke. "Nobody of water is safe without a lifeguard. But you're safe now. Your lifeguard is here." He smirked and eased himself into sitting down nearby where he could watch up close. "I'm ready to save you if you start having trouble." Of course, JP didn't know how to swim. In fact, he was very good at getting out of the way of water. "So just relax and continue doing what you were doing."

"Oh? Kay?" Dandy was a bit confused but he went back to taking his bath. Using his washcloth, he went back to scrubbing his skin. He didn't realize how flirty he was from the past few days. The cum. The sweat. He did feel disgusting while he washed.

But, thankfully that feeling was leaving. Dandy unplugged the bath, letting the dirty soap water leave the tub as he stood. Cover in suds, Dandy turned on the shower, letting it rain onto him as to start his second part of his bath. His hands moved through his wet hair, removing whatever pomade residue was left behind. Humming, he ended up forgetting that JP had been watching him. This backside to the racer, he gave it a sway as he started using the shampoo in his hair.

JP thoroughly enjoyed the show as Dandy got himself clean. He wanted to get in and help but he didn't want to get his outfit wet and he had already taken a bath himself. He watched the sway of Dandy's hips and realized something. Dandy was always a little bit behind him when they walked. He never got a good look at Dandy's ass.

He wanted to see it as he walked and bent over. He wanted to slap and grab it. Just really get his hands on the man the way Dandy's hand was always grabbing him. James, you gotta stand up for yourself and get what you want. You wanna be looked at like you're the dom, then you gotta get to it in public. He pressed his hand to his face and whispered. "Okay..."

Washing his black hair out, he thought he heard JP.

"Hm?" He turned his head, eyes shut to avoid soap from burning them. Dandy finished rinsing off and stepped out, grabbing his pink towel off the toilet seat and dried off his body. Wrapping it around his waist, Dandy walked over to JP and kissed his cheek.

"Almost done," he reassured JP. Slipping on his clean clothes, Dandy confined to hum a tune. He then started to style his hair. "I really do think it'll only take couple weeks until we get your honey up and runnin'," Dandy commented.

"Take your time," JP said as if they weren't kind of short on time as it was. He watched how Dandy styled his hair and all the care he put into moving each strand into place. "I feel at a loss without her you know. My vehicle is such a big part of my identity to them. sometimes I really feel like I've lost my legs."

He wondered how much money he had left after the rental, the meal at Ironside, The hotel stay, and paying to have the old man fix Dandy's Little Aloha. How fast was he burning through it? "By the way, I'll bring you anything you want to drink or eat while you work. I want to make sure you're feeling fine. So tell me when you feel you need something. Yea?"

Dandy did the finishing touches on his hair, did a finger gun gesture at the mirror, and the. Turned to JP with a big smile. He grabbed his jacket, placing it over his white tank.

"Sure thing! I'd probably just want somethin' cheap. I'm pretty easy ta please in the food department," Dandy explained as he opened the bathroom door. Walking down the hall he saw Meow and QT hanging around next to the door leading to the cockpit.

"We're ready to take off," Meow looked a bit worried after earlier. But Dandy's winning smile made that fear lift from his conscience.

"Just take care of her once you find a place, a'right?" Dandy gave the feline and little punch on the shoulder. Meow nodded. Then, oddly enough, QT rushed to Dandy's leg and hugged it.

"You be careful too," QT looked up at Dandy. The alien hunter rubbed the back of his head, not sure what to make of this. This was so sweet... Then, QT spoke up again. "Without you, we don't have a distraction on alien hunts!"

"GOT 'EM!" Meow laughed, QT joining in. Dandy's face went red, thinking it was a legitimate tender moment.

"You dumbass," Dandy huffed. He had a little smile tucked away as he looked towards the lift room's door. "I'll kick your ass once we meet back up. I can promise you that."

Dandy took JP outside and the two watched as the Aloha 'Oe took flight, driving off to another part of the planet.

"Her take-off would so make you nut," Dandy grinned, tilting his head towards JP.

JP looked up at the Aloha Oe, feeling the gusts of wind and heat as it got ready to take off. When it did take off, his eyebrows raised up. His mouth hung open. It took Dandy's words to make him close it. "As if! I get like 5gs in my trans am when I drive it! Maybe even more! People pass out in it!" He closed his eyes and turned his blushing face away from Dandy. "I got all excited in the Little Aloha because it'd been a long time since I've felt that kind of stuff. But I'm used to way more forces than that..."

He cleared his throat, "So let's go find the old man, come on." He took Dandy's hand and pulled him toward the cherry red ship's garage where they had last seen his mangled Trans Am. He made dandy walk in front a little and slapped his ass with both hands. "Go go."

Dandy jumped, his legs kicking up a bit as he let out a yelp. He looked back at JP. Slapping his ass? This man was just talking about taking it slow and now he was teasing him?

This man welcomed that change, for sure.

Dandy walked into the ship, feeling the heat of the garage and the smell of oil. He was feeling nostalgic for a time before the boys. A very, very faint feeling.

"Mornin'! Need any help with that?" Dandy grinned, his hands stuffed into his pockets as he strutted over to the old man

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21 In Cahoots

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