14 Red Fucker

 JP followed the directions going at over the speed limit while doing so. He was over by a bit and not just having the car scream down the road the whole way. At least. Not yet. 

He did go fast once he was going along the river. He had to get to another town apparently and he sure as hell wasn't going to yo slow for that. It felt great driving again and to feel the road through the steering wheel.

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Dandy was so eager to see JP at his best. He looked over at the racer.

Even if JP wrecked this ride: the thrill would be worth it.

Dandy then leaned forward, pointing at a massive town ahead. Not so much a town, but a massive city. Sky scrapers and construction could be seen.

"Okay so we're gonna have to cut through there.  I don't know the specifics on the roads so, baby," Dandy had a sly smirk as he looked to JP.

"Do whatever you gotta ta get us through there.  And we don't want anyone ta follow us, got it?" Dandy added. "This alien is a hot catch in the alien hunters ring right now.  We gotta be on a look out."  For who exactly? He wasn't sure, but he wanted JP ready.

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Those were the perfect words. Do whatever you got to. "Don't mind if I do.." JP looked into the rear view mirror and pushed the car some more. He had to start swerving around the cars in front of them that were now too slow.

He wanted to see that alien but if they did, what would they do? He had an idea. "So its red and big. Anything else?"  He looked out trying to spot something with those traits. So far? Nothing. He pulled off the highway into the ramp. The car's right side tires left the ground and then slammed back down once they straightened out onto the road. Once in the city he tore through it, looking back and forth up and down the streets.

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Dandy and the boys looked at one another. Uh...

"It's really fast?" Meow replied, not really sure how else to explain it.  Dandy rubbed his forehead. This was really going to show JP how incompetent his crew was.  Including himself.

"The rumors is that the alien skitters on all fours," QT added, trying to pull up facts online.  Dandy looked back at the screen as Meow swiped across it.

"It's also very competitive," Meow read, checking out a status.  "It's very likely to chase down anything it sees as a challenge."  That made Dandy get a bit if a horny grin.  Looking over at JP, he had that sly look in his eyes. Oh. Oh he wanted that.

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"Competitive? I'll give it a challenge it can't refuse to let pass." He rolled down the window and revved the car as he careened down the streets. "HEY RED FUCKER, I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE. I BET YOU CAN'T CATCH MY ASS. BETCHA TOO SLOOOOOOW" He hooted out the window flailing his arm and pumping at the air. He pulled his arm back inside and rolled the window back up. "I hope it heard that." He hadn't been driving as fast a possible but with the knowledge of the alien being competitive. He had to. He just did. He slammed the accelerator and shifted up the gears like a machine. He didn't have to look at the revs. He knew just from the sound. Red light Green light. Who the fuck cares light. He went through them all like a comet being chased by an asteroid.

He honked at cars from far away, telling them to "MOVE OUTTA THE WAY" long before he got to them. Or at least it would have been long before if they weren't right ontop of the other cars on the road before any of the alien hunters could blink. JP on the other hand seemed to not blink or at least do it a lot less. He was too focused that he probably forgot or didn't want to miss anything on the road.(edited)

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Dandy was having a blast as JP drove. This was the racer he saw in the Yellowline footage.  This is the man that gave him the biggest hard-on from his confidence alone.

"OH HELL YEAH!!" Dandy shouted as be leaned out his window.  QT grabbed Dandy's jacket, forcing his head to get back inside the car.

The boys felt the car blasting through the streets and then, there was a sound in the distance.  A loud screeching sound.

"That way!" Dandy ordered, pointing in the direction of the sound. "That's out meal ticket, fellas!" He sat on the edge of his seat, excited to finally catch a decent alien.

Meanwhile Meow dug his claws into the seat cushion.  That was piercing roar was loud. Very, very loud.

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JP's eyes widened at the roar he had felt it vibrate his very chest. Oh shit. It was just loud right? He downshifted for the sharp corner before moving up again. The tires shrieked and cars around them honked and braked for dear life. Now they were going in the right direction. "Going!"

He turned to looked at QT and Meow with a large grin on his face, "How's it feel? Exciting isn't it!?" He could feel a rumbling on the pedals. Rhythmic...he didn't see the alien in front or behind. What he didn't know is that they were driving beside the large alien on the street adjacent to it. "Do you guys feel that?"

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"It sure is something!" QT whined, his hands gripping onto the back of JP and Dandy's seats.  Then, there was the sound of that screech again and on the driver side of the car came a massive red alien barreling to towards them.  Dandy looked a cross from JP and screamed, kicking his feet up into his seat.

"OH SHIT!!" Dandy shrieked, the boys joining in with the yelling.  They were still in the city and it seemed that, as soon as JP had screamed out that challenge, the alien had bolted down into the city.  Its large red reptilian body slammed into the buildings as it sprinted.  Dandy was gripping on to the dashboard and the back of his own seat.  "DRIVE! DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE!!"

The alien was about ten times the size of their car, making them no match for the colossal alien.   The alien's large yellow fins that lined its back swayed back and forth as the alien ran, moving almost like a snake.   It was stepping onto cars, creating its own crashes and plowing through the street like a runaway train.

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JP saw it in the side mirror. Then the rear view mirror and it was catching up. He saw the glass shattering and the sound of metal crumpling. He screamed and did his best to push the car to give all it had. "WHAT THE FUCK GUYS. I THOUGHT IT WAS AT MOST AS BIG AS THIS CAR!?" He hit his hands on the steering wheel like that would do something. This wasn't his Trans AM. He couldn't push it to near breaking point. 

He kept his hands on the wheel and looked over his shoulder. It was even more terrifying like this for some reason. There as no way that red brute was going to catch up to him. Not only because he had to be the fastest but also because he wanted to live another day. "What are you guys supposed to do!? I know what I'm doing!!"

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"I HAD NO IDEA WHO BIG IT WAS SUPPOSE TA BE!!" Dandy shouted as unbuckled and reached back to QT.  Hitting the top of QT's lid, making it pop open.  Dandy looked inside and let out another scream.  "WHERE IS IT??"

"Where's what??" QT whined, his death grip still on the car's front seats. 

"THE CAPSULE! THE FREAKIN' SHRINKIN' CAPSULE!"  Dandy looked up, seeing that alien in the rear window.  It was speeding faster towards them.  A large semi-truck was crossing an intersection when the alien plowed through it, knocking it up with its head, and made the semi fly into the air. 

"I didn't think to grab it!! We left the ship so fast! I didn't think about that!!" QT's eyes were showing animated tears as he panicked.  Dandy's heart was pounding as he tried to think of a solution.  God, anything right now sounded like a good idea! 

"Yeah don't get mad at him!!" Meow fired back, turned round in his seat to keep an eye on the alien.  Dandy raised his finger at Meow, pointing at him.

"I'm not mad at him! We're all a buncha dumbasses for forgettin' it!" Dandy turned back around and looked at JP.  "Except you, JP," Dandy clarified. "We have ta lead that thing back to the ship.  Can ya handle that, baby?" He asked, his hands gripping on to the car door.  "I don't think that thing is gonna let up any time soon!"

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JP looked at Dandy, Meow and QT in the mirror in disbelief. They had made him do this and they weren't even ready! He turned to look at Dandy, brows furrowed and his mouth held open. The then looked back to the road ahead to keep himself from crashing the car. "It's not his fault!" JP pointed at Meow and Dandy, "You two knew what was going on, why didn't you grab the thing!?" He tried to defend the little robot.

While he felt good about not being part of the dumbass troop, he wasn't sure about Dandy's plan to lure the alien into the junkyard. "Sure can."

 He screamed as he turned the steering wheel hard and shifted the car into neutral to make a pin point, high speed, and high force turn before shifting the gears back up. The car lurched forwards as if hit from behind, its transmission was taking a beating from the quick shifts. They were not heading right towards the alien. They passed right under it then they rode up on the side of the crushed semi truck like a ramp. The rental caught air before slamming down on its tires which screeched as their tread caught the edge of the wheel wells.  He winced and leaned forwards, rubbing his lower back for a moment. The car serpentined across the street before JP managed to get it back under control. He looked at the mirror at Meow and QT to make sure they were alright. Then the glanced at Dandy. "I hope you can get up in that ship quick once we get there."

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As JP regained control of the car, Dandy nodded.

"I can," he replied and looked back to see the alien having some trouble turning around to catch up.  That thing might have had a reputation for being fast, but it didn't have the handle like JP did at the wheel.  And the worry of JP and his friends getting hurt made this alien hunter's brain work fast on plan.  "I got an idea!"

When the alien turned, its body slammed into another building, feet slipping on the cars and then regained its own traction, continuing its chase after the crew.  It ran up the crushed semi truck, demolishing it even more under its massive weight and continued on its hunt.

Dandy caught a glimpse of it in his side mirror. His heart was pounding as he turned his attention to JP.  He felt himself gulp as sweat dripped from  his brow.

This. This is why he wanted to be a trial boyfriend.  He didn't want to tie JP down to a life that would cause him hell like this.

Dandy then turned back to QT and reached inside the robot's front compartment again.  He pulled out a brightly colored gun, sporting a hot red handle with a bright blue barrel.  His eyes closed for a moment and then looked at QT.

"Once we get to the site, you and Meow stay in here with JP," Dandy ordered.  "I'll have to bail out and grab the capsule from the lift room," he sat back in his seat and looked over at JP.  "You keep driving around ta keep it distracted.  Drive all through that junkyard .  Cause as much hell as you can ta try to slow it down."

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JP took in a deep breath and sighed, "Yea sure. Try not to get hurt when you jump out. I'll try to slow down for ya but there's no way that beast is going to let me get to a stop." He was now driving against traffic, making things much more dangerous. However the majority of the incoming traffic was splitting to make way and not get crushed under the claws of that large alien.

He drove beside the river and back to the place they had come from. He began to recognize the area if only because it looked worse than the large city they had just been in. He drove the car through the fence and partially dragged it into the junkyard. He pumped the brakes, to slow the car down as he came in at a curve toward the Aloha 'Oe. He slowed it as much as he could in the time they had. "Jump out! Jump out!!" He pushed on Dandy's shoulder.

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Once Dandy saw the Aloha 'Oe, he hit the button on his communicator and saw the lift slowly lowering.  As

 they sped closer to the ship, Dandy felt JP pump the breaks, slowing the car down and then that push on the shoulder.

Dandy was already unbuckled and opened the car door, leaping out and tumbling against the dirt of the junkyard floor.  He couldn't stop now. The alien hunter stumbled to his feet, shook his head and then ran to the lift. Before it even touched ground, Dandy was already grabbing onto the platform and rapidly hitting the button to make it rise back up.  He was looking down from the side of the platform, seeing the world below moving further and further from him.

"COME ON! COME ON!" He shouted, stomping on the metal platform as he watched JP drive, the alien just now moving into the junkyard for the showdown.  His heart was racing, fear making him panic.  He needed to help them! He needed to be useful for once!

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JP sped the car back up, snapping it side to side to get that right door to close. Dirt, junk, and dust was kicked up by the tires. He leaned over trying to  reach the door handle but was unable to."Meow. QT. One of you please close that thing! We can't have it open!" He straightened the car out and headed toward the back to have the alien chase their dirt trail around. While Dandy whatever it was that he needed. He couldn't imagine it fitting that creature on the ship.

He cut across a hill of junk, the metal pieces scraping along the bottom of the car. He squinted in some worry for the tires but once they were across he wiped the sweat off his brow. "You two holding up? Don't make a mess back there."

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QT extended his arm out, letting out a grunt as he grabbed the car door and slammed it shut.   Meow clung to QT as JP drove over the hills of junk.

"We're fine!" Meow answered.  Sadly, Meow's claws had already torn up the leather interior from the stress of this hunt.

And there was about to be a whole lot stress as the alien broke through the chain linked fence and plowed into the side of the Aloha 'Oe.  The ship rocked, making Dandy stumble inside. Thankfully, it stayed put and didn't fall onto its side.

The alien was slowed down as it climbed on the piles of junk, screeching again as it stepped on all sorts of sharp and metal objects.  Then, it spotted the rental car and continued running along the piles, causing landslides as it stepped.  The junk started to tumble down, banging against the Aloha 'Oe and the Little Aloha.

Dandy heard the banging as he searched the ship.  There were boxes and cords everywhere and he knew, he KNEW, there was a capsule hiding somewhere in that mess. He went to the far corner of the room, next to an alien cage, and dug into a large box.  Then, finally, he found a capsule that was about half his size.  Picking it up, he ran back to the lift platform and waited for it to lower down.

Meow was still clinging to QT in the rental car when he heard his wrist communicator going off. Clicking it, he heard  Dandy's voice on the other line.

"Guys! Guys I god the capsule! Bring the alien over here!"  Dandy called out.  Meow took a deep breath and rolled down his window.

"COME AND GET US ASSHOLE!!" Meow shouted, trying to keep the alien interested in them.

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Old Man Mole had been working on the Little Aloha. Minding his own business. He saw JP driving a black car around like a mad man but thought nothing of it. "Just like JP to tear up the ground." He laughed but when he felt the rumbling of those monstrous footsteps he ceased his work, he flipped up his welding mask. "Wait a minute..." He saw the beast and quickly climbed off of the space faring vehicle and into his own large ship which would be safer for him.

JP didn't hear Dandy, he was too focused on not fucking this up for himself and the two inside the car. He nearly leapt out of his head when Meow shouted but it was what he needed to stop from getting stuck in tunnel vision. "Wha- did he find the thing? He did?" He drove toward the Aloha 'Oe and tried to act as if he had won the race by spinning the vehicle in circles around the Aloha 'Oe and honking the horn.

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Dandy heard the horn honking and felt a lump in his throat. They were safe. For the most part.

Once the lift was on the junkfloor, Dandy saw the massive alien running towards the car.

"HEY!! GET OVER HERE!" Dandy shouted as he ran towards a pile of junk.  Climbing it, he looked over at the Little Aloha and all the junk that had fallen into it.  He clenched his teeth.  If he had his mech, this would be easy and he wouldn't have to risk anyone's life except his own.  "YOU DUMBASS! YA CAN'T EVEN CATCH A LI'L GUY LIKE ME? YEESH!"

The alien stopped dead in its tracks and turned its head, looking in Dandy's direction.  Dandy knelt down, unlatching the top of the capsule and fighting with the buttons.  This thing was booting up, getting ready for use.  It only felt like a second until Dandy saw that alien up on his junk pile.

"NO! NO NO NO!! JP!! JP HELP!"  Dandy cried out, clinging to the capsule.  He was so close! He was so damn close!

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JP heard Dandy's cry for help. Of course, he misunderstood just why Dandy was crying out for help. He assumed it was the worst. "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY MAN, YOU RED BITCH." JP drove the car around once more and whipped it into going over the hill of trash. "AIYAAAA!" He steered the black rental right into one of the beast's front legs. 

He felt the impact in his arms and legs. Then in his chest as the seat belt held tight and kept him from flying forward. He was whipped back into his seat, his chest and ribs ached. He gasped and looked at nothing in particular. Then he felt the car and themselves falling. Sliding. At the same time, he saw the beast lose its footing from atop the pile of trash from the force of the car's impact. It fell onto its side and began to slide down as well. A landslide of rubble and scrap falling over part of the large red alien and the smashed rental car.

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What Dandy witnessed was horrific from his perspective.  The rental car slamming into the alien, smashing the front of it and then watching it slide down with the alien.

"No!" Dandy uttered and then felt emotions pounding in his chest. "NO! NO NO NO!!" He rand down the pile of junk, the container in his hands as he moved.  He felt rage and hate as he approached the alien.

The alien was down on its side, scratched and bruised from the impact and the scrap that cut into its leathery skin.  It looked up, seeing Dandy towering over it.

This man had hate and rage in his eyes as he looked down at it. Then, in complete silence, the alien closed its eyes and Dandy opened the capsule.  A large light glowed, letting the alien shrink, allowing it to be stored in within the temporary glass prison.

Dandy nearly tossed it aside as he made a mad dash towards the wrecked rental car.

"GUYS!! GUYS!!" He cried out, his stomach was in knots, hoping that they were alright. "OH BABY, PLEASE BE ALRIGHT!!"  Dandy's voice could be heard from inside the car.

Meow and QT were whimpering, eyes closed and clinging together. Trembling from fear.

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JP felt around in the dark, unbuckling his seat belt. He he fell upwards into the A pillar and drew in a hissing breath but understood he had nothing broken. He could move if in just a bit of pain. It wasn't like before. "Fuck..." He  tried to get onto his hands and knees, pieces of glass cutting into his palms. "Meow...QT...Are you alright?" He reached toward the back of the car, touching one of them. "I'm sorry."

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Meow and QT looked over, seeing JP's hand touching Meow's shoulder.  The feline moved his paw to JP's hand, it was trembling from nerves.

"W-we're okay!"  He said with a little nervous smile.  QT then let out a whining cry as he clung to Meow.

"We survived! We survived!"QT squealed as Meow held him close.  Then, the two unbuckled and climbed out, the shaking not leaving them anytime soon.  They looked over, seeing Dandy running their way.  "Dandy! You're-!!"

Without missing a beat, Dandy embraced his boys, gripping onto QT and Meow as his eyes clenched.  He held back the tears, but the sounds of heavy could be heard.  Meow felt  Dandy shaking too, making the feline break down and sob.

"JP did it!  He helped us!" QT announced.  He looked up at JP, his animated eyes watering.  "He might have crashed the car, but he did take out that alien!"  Dandy looked up at JP, slowly letting go of his boys.  He moved in close, his eyes focused on that man.

Then, he embraced JP.

And cried.

The boys heard their friend, one that normally seem like he lacked any sort of empathy, was now sobbing on his boyfriend's leather jacket. Dandy clung to JP, his head against the racer's neck.  The tears dripped on JP's skin as Dandy brought down his guard and allowed the world to see what he really was: a man that loved his friends.

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JP climbed out slowly one his hands and knees out of one of the smashed windows. His leather clothes keeping his skin safe from the jagged edges. He was still looking down when he felt Dandy pull his torso up so that he were only on his knees. He wrapped his arms around Dandy and kissed his face. "You're alright. When I heard you cry out for help it made my blood boil. I had to help and only one idea came to my mind." He squeezed Dandy and then ran his hands up and down the back of that letterman jacket.

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Dandy felt JP kiss his face and tell him that he was alright.  That only made him break down more, clinging and kissing against JP's neck.

"I can't believe you did that," he pulled back to see JP.  His eyes were red from crying, his pompadour a mess with strands hanging in his face.  "You are going

 to get into so much trouble when we give them this car back," Dandy grinned and then moved back in, kissing JP's cheek and laughing.  He didn't want to let go.  JP just risked his life to save Dandy and help them catch an alien.  That. That was boyfriend material.

Meow and QT scooted in, embracing the couple as they had a moment of peace.  Then, QT spoke up.

"Are we going to have to keep that alien on our ship for two weeks?"  QT asked.   Dandy's eyes went wide.  Hold up.

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"Oh shit - You're right." JP looked down at the battered car. "I told them I wasn't going to do that! Fuck it, who cares! You're safe. You're all safe!" He pressed his cheek to Dandy's and closed his eyes. Only when QT spoke up did he scoot back from Dandy and slowly get up onto his feet. "Its going to be in the ship!?"

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"Uh," Dandy looked towards the container that was waiting for them by the junk pile. "Yeah? That's where we have ta put it.  I mean it'll be in the lift room and probably behind bars... for safe measure," he rubbed his chin and thought.  "I don't think there's a space train station on this planet or else I'd have the guys take it to the registration center."

QT and Meow looked to one another and then to Dandy.

"You know," Meow started to chuckle.  "Me and QT still have that one reward from the hotel.  How about we hide it there for a couple days?"  Dandy blinked and then grinned.

"Son of a..." there was a smirk tugging at his lips.  "I'm in. I'm so in with that plan!" Dandy laughed and then looked to JP.  "See? Problem solved!  You guys just have ta sneak it over there this evening.  Me and JP need to probably head ta bed pretty early anyways," Dandy moved his hand to JP's backside, gently rubbing it.  "See if you can have the old man help ya take that thing over there.  I'm sure he wouldn't mind." He said, not knowing a damn thing about the old man's personality or interests.

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"I rather have it in the hotel than here. I don't want to look at it." JP squinted when he felt Dandy's hand feeling up his backside. He took Dandy's hand and pulled it away. No. Not like this. He didn't want to get bent over right now. He instead ran his hand from Dandy's chest, down his side, and full handedly groped a piece of that ass. He looked into Dandy's eyes. "Yes. I'd like to head to bed early."

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Dandy felt that hand move from his chest down to his ass, his cheeks getting hot as JP spoke.  Thankfully, the boys were too preoccupied with the alien to notice this little exchange.

"Now I wish we had that bellcart..." Meow sighed as he picked up the capsule and started to walk toward the old man's garage.  QT drove along side Meow and then turned to see Dandy and JP.  With a little happy hum and a wave, the two went off on their own little mission.

Now, it was just Dandy and JP. The alien hunter moved his hand to JP's holding it.  Then, he pulled it to his lips, kissing the rings on JP's right hand.

"We should head to bed," he said against that cool metal.  Dandy looked up from that hand and into JP's eyes.  Then, he lead JP to the lift, hand in hand, and with the desire to spend the whole night with this man.

The sun was finally setting on their second day together and Dandy was ready for what the night had in store for them.