11 Rental

JP spent a while in the bathroom but when he came out to the lobby he was dressed again. "Hey, Meow. QT, you too." He had Dandy's jacket still with him and he held it out. "I forgot to give you this before I went in. I hope you didn't miss it too much." He then pulled his hand back, "Hey wait. What if we switch jackets for the afternoon? That'd be fun don't you think?"

"Too much fun?" Meow repeated. Then, JP showed up with Dandy's jacket. He was about to pass it on to Dandy but then asked an idea. The boys were shook at the question and both looked at Dandy.

"Hah?" Dandy rubbed his eye and looked JP over. "The jacket's pretty small, even on me," he commented stood up, stretching out his back. With his hands in his pockets, he thought for a moment. Then, he smiled.

"You know, I think I'll do that!" He beamed and then pointed at his shoulders. "Only if you let me wear the spikey-harness thingy with it. Then I'll so swap with you!" Dandy grinned and looked back at the boy. The two both looked worried, still thinking about Dandy's comment before JP showed up. Having a bit too much fun?

He leaned over to JP, giving him a kiss on the cheek and then pointed at the bathroom door.

"I gotta go get cleaned up a bit more. Wait for me, soda pop?" Dandy asked, winking as he left the room. Meow and QT looked up at JP, wondering if he was going to talk to them.

"I mean it's a pain in the ass to take the harness off. So why not? Try not to poke yourself." JP pulled Dandy's jacket on and ran his hand over the low collar. His cast wouldn't be covered with this jacket it seemed but that was fine. It'd be a change of pace.

"Go get cleaned. Ya nasty." JP sat down where Dandy had just been and turned his attention to Meow and QT. "So what's up? You guys didn't tell me Dandy wrote like ass."

"Well, he is a high school drop out, so there's that," Meow commented and put away his phone. QT noticed this rare occurrence and placed his hands together on the table.

"His handwriting is sloppy. I don't think he practices his penmanship," QT added, keeping his focus on JP. These two crew members kept their eyes on JP. They wanted to shift the topic from Dandy's education to something a bit more serious.

"We were told that Dandy was going to help out with your mechanic to fix your Trans AM 20000," the little robot showed the image of the car on his screen. Then, the screen went back to his face. "I guess it is his thank you for spending time with him," thought out loud. Meow looked over at QT.

"Yeah he doesn't normally help out with stuff like that," Meow turned back to JP. "What's really going on between you two? Dandy doesn't date. He's had a lot of flings in the past, but he never actually dates."

"Huh...ok." JP hadn't been expecting that kind of response from the boys about Dandy's handwriting. He had only said it as a bit of a tough-love sort of joke.

He saw his Trans AM show up on QT's screen and leaned in, "You are probably right with that. Getting my honey fixed is what would make me the happiest." He toyed with one of his right hand's rings. He stopped when Meow spoke up again.

"I had a break up before I showed up here. I wasn't in the right mind at all and Dandy offered some help...I asked something rather reckless." He looked down at the table, "Rebound stuff you know? I just had to blow a lot of steam I couldn't when I was in the hospital and a little bit of revenge in my head to get back at my ex." He cleared his throat, "Then we uh, did a bunch of stuff and I told him I loved him while we had sex in the hotel room. I think he almost cried...B-but like he said he loved me too!? So I can't just be a fling right?" He seemed perturbed by the thought. "I don't...I can't..." He cleared his throat. "My previous boyfriend was a piece of shit and Dandy's been really cool with me. I want it to work out."

Meow and QT listened to JP's story, leaning in to hear all the juicy drama. Dandy was rebound sex for JP and, apparently, used as revenge against JP's ex. Then, there were talks about sex and then the mention of love. They could tell that JP was getting emotional talking about Dandy. It seemed like their friend was really trying to help JP out of a rough patch.

"Hm, that is one heck of a tale," QT closed his eyes as he twiddles his thumbs. He was trying to process what was just told and think of a logical response. Meow was also silent as the thought over that story.

"All that happened in one day? You guys had sex three times?" Meow couldn't help but let out a chuckle. "No wonder why Dandy looks so tired. I have to give him credit, he does really live up to what he preaches," the feline shrugged. He looked towards the bathroom door, noticing that Dandy hadn't come out yet. Then, he looked back to JP. "And hey, just between the three of us."

The two leaned in close to JP.

"We need to keep an eye on Dandy. And if he's willing to get himself and JP into trouble, then we really have to watch our backs too," Meow placed the wanted posters on the table. They were just from the hotel so there weren't any sort of threats but... "We need you two to lie low for a bit. JP, if Dandy trusts you then we trust you. And we trust you to make sure he doesn't get us into any more trouble, alright?"

"Pssh no! We had sex over there in front of the tv, then I took him out to dinner, and then I had him in the hotel...uh- and then today we had it in his room." JP scoffed, "What do you think I'm crazy?" He grumbled a little and then leaned in to hear what the two crewmates had to say.

JP looked at the wanted poster. Damn, he looked good in that racing headshot. "Come on you guys. I just got out of jail. I got bailed out just for Yellowline." He leaned back and crossed his arms. "Being a troublemaker is what I do. You know like driving fast and cutting people off. But- if you really want me to lay low then I guess I will." He smiled. "They won't know if they don't catch me."

Meow and QT let out a sigh. Yep. Yep, they got why Dandy liked JP so much.

"You sound identical to Dandy," QT closed his eyes, an animated sweatdrop appearing on his screen. He then looked at JP again. "If you two do get into trouble, please don't come back to the ship."

"Yeah we have a rule when we go to planets to hide in plain sight," Meow explained. His gaze moved towards the dome of the ship. "We picked the junkyard site so no one would spot us. The Aloha 'Oe looks dinged up enough that she could be considered a junker." Meow explained. "But if you bring the feds to our ship, we could literally lose our home. You have to find another place to hide. There's a couple different--," Then, there was a sound of the bathroom door opening.

Dandy stepped out, a comb in hand and that leather jacket perfectly placed on his shoulders. He was making an entrance, walking in while styling his hair. Clearly putting on a show for JP.

"Hey baby, ready ta go?" Dandy asked with a smile. He winked at JP, making his crew groan in disgust. He then shot them a look, squinting at them. "You guys talkin' shit?"

"I don't want you to lose your home because of me. Okay, I'll promise I'll be good. Until we're about to leave to go up there." JP pointed to the ceiling, "To space- noooooot heaven." He snapped his fingers. "I want to see those feds or whatever try to chase us outta here."

He heard the door of the bathroom and looked back. He really...really liked seeing Dandy in his jacket coming up to him, combing that nice pompadour up. He lowered his head a little and smiled. His voice was different too. Clearly he was in love and seeing his man-made him feel all warm inside, "Dandy.." He got up, completely ignoring when Dandy talked to his crewmates, to go and kiss Dandy on the cheek. "Boy am I ever."

Dandy saw that look on JP's face. That man wasn't hiding that soft, sweet side when he approached Dandy. That soft kiss to his cheek. The boys let out an "Ooh" in unison. Dandy moved forward, acting like he was about the lunge at them. But then, he saw JP and kept his cool.

"You're so lucky he's here," Dandy pointed at his friends with two fingers. I see you. He then turned away, his arm around JP's waist as the headed out of the lobby and into the hall. Meow looked down at the wanted posters moving them closer for him to examine. His little paw moved over Dandy's face, seeing his friend posing in the picture. A little bit of worry filled the two, hoping that Dandy being drunk on love wouldn't cause some sort of hell to be unleashed on this planet...

Dandy and JP stool outside the Aloha 'Oe, heading to the exit of the large yard. Holding the chain-linked fence back, Dandy let JP go ahead of him.

"So, any idea where we gotta go to grab a car?" He asked, hoping that JP had some sort of idea. Any idea. Any ideas at all.

When they were outside of the Aloha 'Oe, JP kept looking at Dandy. He rubbed his hand on the sleeve and felt up Dandy's bicep. He laughed a little to himself, "How's it feel? Is it as nice as it looks on you?" Dandy said something, probably a question and JP didn't even catch it. "You look hot." He responded with a smile.

Dandy felt JP rubbing his bicep, that little laugh and dreamy sounding voice coming from the racer.

"Oh uh, thanks?" He had a little awkward half-smile. His boyfriend was gushing over him and Dandy felt himself blushing. All this attention was so sweet and it seemed that he found something that JP also liked: Dandy in his jacket.

The alien hunter decided really use this opportunity to woo JP. He moved his hand to his jacket that JP wore and reached into a pocket. Then, he pulled out his aviator shades, placing them over his eyes to complete the look.

"I almost for got those~" He grinned and pulled JP closer to him. "Now then," Dandy lowered the sunglasses a bit as he spoke. "Where's the rental place, soda pop? I wanna get us a nice ride."

JP walked his index and middle fingers up Dandy's arm and then rubbed one of his pecs through the leather jacket. If they hadn't just fucked, he swore he would've ignored his casts and any pain to jump on Dandy. "You're welcome." He glanced down at Dandy's hand moving into one of the pockets and then up at Dandy's face. What was he getting? Sunglasses? He watched at Dandy place them on and JP smiled even bigger. "Those look so good on you too!"

When asked about the rental place his smiled wavered, "I- don't actually know. Shouldn't you know? You're like in space n stuff, you're good at navigation! I just drive on a track! I haven't navigated in ages!"

Dandy let out a little laugh at that. Good at navigation?

"Well I normally have my radar goin' when I drive," he said with a little awkward smile. Dandy reached into his pocket, finding his phone that had little to no juice left. He just needed the internet for a moment. As he thumbed through the sites, the battery saver flashing in the corner, Dandy managed to find the local car rental's location. He looked at the names of the road, nodding and then put his phone back into his back pocket.

"A'right so we go this way," Dandy nodded with his head, towards the road that lead into town. He moved to hold JP's hand, wanting to make sure his partner was safe. "Do you need me to carry you or are you good?" He asked with a little worried smile. It was little under an hour ago since they had fooled around in Dandy's room, so the idea of JP walking all the way to the car rental place sounded like a bad idea. 'I mean, like. Not the entire trip, but just when you're tired."

As soon as Dandy mentioned the word carry. JP perked up like a dog being asked if he wanted to go for a walk. "Yes," he said quickly and turned around to wrap his arms around the back of Dandy's neck. Fuck yea, he wanted to be in those arms again. "Wait what? You'll only carry me for a little bit? Hnn..."

Dandy wasn't ready for JP to act just yet and was nearly yanked down. He stumbled, catching himself and JP.

"I, uh, I was," he moved his arms behind JP, forgetting that his man was taller than him. "I can carry you a good way, baby, but like this place is a few blocks down that way," Dandy practically pointed with his pompadour. He then picked up JP, keeping the man close to his chest as he walked along the road. There wasn't much of a challenge carrying this man as Dandy had thought.

"So you wanted a yellow car, right?"

"Then I'll walk once we are close." He smiled and pressed his face between his jacket's collar and Dandy's neck. He picked up his crutch and made sure it was well out of the way. "Well it doesn't have to be yellow..but it is my favorite color. We need something we look good in. Something that'll make people whip their heads around." He enjoyed every moment that he was carried and if anyone asked, he pointed to his casts and made a sad face because it was totally because of his injuries that he was being carried.

"If there isn't a yellow one then there's gotta be a red," Dandy said as they started to walk on an occupied street.

People watched, people took out their phones and people talked.

Dandy would look at them, seeing them take pictures as he held JP like a bride. The way that Dandy looked made him look like he was a badass biker that was helping a poor soul out.

Then, he heard the whispers.

"That's Space Dandy," a woman whispered to her group of friends.

"Oh my god look at how cool he looks!" Said another.

"Is he carting Sweet JP?" A few whispered from behind the Dandy and JP.

Dandy, a man who loved attention, was feeling something he had never felt before. For once, he felt like how he did in his daydreams. The feeling of people gawking and admiring him. Women knowing his name. Women saying his full name and being fascinated by him.

This man's ego hit the roof, a powerful sensation rushing through his chest. A feeling from being loved by the people around him.

Dandy smirked, looking over his shoulder as he walks.

"Whatcha doin' back there? Gettin' a good view, ladies?" Dandy laughed while they approached the car rental lot.

JP would smile at some of the cameras and sometimes hide from others. He didn't know how to feel about it in front of the public eye yet. There was so much attention and it was more than just look it is Sweet JP.

"They better coz they're never going to get either of us." JP looked at a group of ladies who were mentioning their names. He mostly meant it as they wouldn't get Dandy.

When he picked out the car rental lot he patted Dandy's shoulder. "Let me down, I want to walk a bit." He lowered his crutch, "People love you. Do you feel it?"

Dandy let JP down to walk, making sure he steadied him.

"I do!' He beamed, feeling a flutter in his chest. "This planet freakin' adores me!" Dandy was all smiles, his hands balled up into excited fists. "I haven't had this much fame since Dropkix! And that was only one big show!" He was practically bouncing as he thought back. This time it wasn't a band that was getting the attention. This time it was Space Dandy and with boyfriend JP. At least, that was how he heard it.

"Let go find our ride, JP baby~" He was radiating confidence and a cocky attitude that could be felt for miles. This man was a ball of pure energy and he was focusing it all on Sweet JP.

Once they walked up to the lot, there were so many cars to pick from. The only thing Dandy was looking at now, though, was the price tags.

JP could feel that attitude in the air and even he started with the act and walk. He walked into the lot and started looking at the vehicles. He wasn't worried about the price and so he was searching for the best option. Well, the best option for himself.

"Dandy, what about this one?" His voice sounded as if he were talking about adopting a pet from a shelter. "What do you think? Do you like it?" He then pointed at another, "Look at that one!!"

Dandy couldn't help but let out a little chuckle at how enthusiastic JP was about looking for a rental. There were a lot to pick from, but it didn't look like there were many that fit what he envisioned. His go-to pick was always some sort of convertible with a decent paint job. He saw the options JP picked out and they did seem like ones he would pick. These two men, thankfully, had the same taste in cars.

Which instantly made Dandy even more excited to look around with JP. The cars had similar builds to the Trans Am. A bit blocky, but very sleek. None of them sporty like he would want, but again. It's a rental place. You can't really pick your dream car in a lineup. Dandy saw a couple of red ones, nothing too flashy. Then there were maybe two yellow ones far in the back of the lot. A bit worn down, but cheap. The alien hunter scratched his cheek.

"What about a black car?" Dandy asked, pointing at a few. "Is it too dark?"

Jp looked into the car through its window to examine the seats and console. It looked niiiice. "If you want a black car, we can get one. I mean it's not like we are keeping it forever-" He blinked and stood back up straight to whisper into Dandy's ear, "are we?" He leaned back. "The boys said not to get into too much trouble. They don't want to lose their home?"

He tilted his head to the side, almost like he was pulling away and gave JP a very puzzled look.

"Lose their home? Those guys really are paranoid on this planet..." Dandy let out a sigh, shaking his head. "Dude, don't worry about them." He placed his hand on the back of JP's back. "They're just tryin' ta kill our good time," Dandy then patted JP's ass and then ran down the lot. He started laughing and headed towards another black car.

Dandy stopped, looking it over and then inside. It was pretty roomy, perfect for these two to explore more of the town in. He looked back at JP, waving him down.

"What about this one, baby?" He called out. "Whaddya think? The thing looks like it's pretty good on gas too," Dandy looked it back over, circling it like a hawk.

"You know, that's what I thought." That had to be it. They were just a little jealous he and Dandy we having a bangin' good time. JP rubbed the spot where Dandy has slapped his ass as he followed the Alien Hunter down the lot.

He looked inside the black car as well, "Looks roomy. Do you want this one? I like it." He looked in from a different angle, "Ah! and it has the leg room for me!"

Dandy was looking at himself in the side mirrors, checking out himself in his boyfriend's jacket. God DAMN he was looking fine as hell. He bushed his pompadour back a bit, a smug grin on his face. Then, he heard JP talking about leg space.

"I know right?!" Dandy walked over to JP, his hand moving around the racer's waist. This car was perfect. Its price wasn't too bad either. They were going to need this car for a couple weeks. They needed to get one that they liked.

"We gotta find the person who runs this place," he said, looking around. This place looked dead when it came to people. These two were the only ones on the lot.

Dandy checking himself out wasn't lost on JP, he noticed. "Oh you checkin' yourself out? I do that too." JP laughed and placed his hand over Dandy's when it came around his waist. "Whoever owns this lot is probably in the office back there. Do you really think they'll be out here waitin' for someone to show up?" He shook his head and tried to pull Dandy along. "Hopefully they haven't seen the news..."

The inside of the building had some nice air. JP could only think of it as crisp and refreshing...like an apple right out of the fridge.

Dandy was lead by JP into the building. He was looking around, feeling that cool air on his face.

"Hello?" Dandy called out, his arm leaving JP's waist. Inside the building was the main room that also worked as a show floor, displaying other cars that were ready to be rented out. More high-end models with beautiful silver and pearl paint jobs. They were practically centerpieces, used to entice people to rent from their luxury line of transport. The walls were glass, letting in natural light that was perfect for displaying the cars. Again, enticing for sure.

At least that was how Dandy was feeling at that moment. He felt himself being drawn towards the cars, looking them over, and seeing the expensive price tags.

"May I help you?" A woman called out, walking up to the couple. Dandy turned, seeing her with a clipboard and sporting a maroon pinstriped suit. "Are you finding everything you're looking for?"

Without missing a beat, Dandy slipped up a perfect one-liner.

"You're the one I'm lookin' for, baby~" Dandy grinned, and then let out a little chuckle. Nailed it. God that was so smooth, Dandy. He walked over to the lady, seeing that she wasn't flattered at all.

"If you're looking for a car to rent then I guess I would be," the woman frowned and then looked over at JP. Out of the two, this one seemed to be less... full of himself. "Did you find a car out in the lot that you wanted to rent for the evening?"

JP wasn't that much of a fan of the pearlescent. They were nice, yea, but it wasn't his style. No way. His attention snapped away from the cars and he watched the woman walk towards them. Before he could respond Dandy's mind was already going at full speed.

At first his mind didn't register that one-liner. Then it stopped, rewinded and played back Dandy's words. He turned to rub his hand upon Dandy's chest over the lapels and then between them. "Haha, babe. Of course she-" He slipped his hands into the jacket and gave Dandy a pinch, "-is." He then patted Dandy's chest and pushed him away to turn to look at the woman. "Yes, I did. It was a black one with lot of leg room." He tapped his chin and told her the car's model that he had seen on its emblem badge.

"Hnng!" Dandy gritted his teeth as JP pinched him. When he was pinched, Dandy stumbled away with a spin, rubbing his chest from the pain.

"That one is a very nice model indeed," she smiled, adjusting her glasses. Her eyes looked to Dandy and then back to JP. She wrote down some information on her electronic clipboard and then tapped it with her stylus. "It looks like that one is ready to go for you this evening. Do you plan to use it for a casual date night, or is it for a road trip? I need to have an idea of how long you were planning to rent it out for."

"About two weeks," Dandy said, walking back up to the two. "It's just gonna be an in-town kinda car deal. We have some errands to run while JP's is in the shop." The woman looked to Dandy and then to JP. It looked like she was trying to process those names.

"Wait... wait, you two were on the news this morning, weren't you? Sweet JP and, er," she looked over at Dandy. "... the towel guy. You both took that bellcart for a spin," she added. Then, she let out a loud, mocking laugh.

"Do you really think I'll let you rent a car after that stunt? My husband would fire me if he found out that I let you crazy drivers take out one of our cars!" She started to write and strike out some information on the tablet.

"Hey! That's not fair! Didn't ya see how great JP drove? He was a freakin' whiz at it!" Dandy fired back. He moved towards the woman, a bit of fire in his eyes, and his fits balled up. "We got the cash for your keyed up clunker outside, lady! Now give us the keys." He growled, pointing at her face.

"Oh-no no no. You remember my name from the race that just happened. Nooooot from the news! JP tried to defend himself but it was too late. The woman knew exactly who they were. He ran his good hand down his face.

"Yes! and besides, I'm not going to be the one driving! So you know that car is in safe hands." He made a fist with his right hand and showed it to the woman, "I got your money right here!"

She stepped back a bit, noticing that the two were a bit hostile about needed a car.

"Of course, let me go get the paperwork," she nodded and tapped on her clipboard again. Turning away, she walked towards the back of the building and into a room. Dandy looked to JP, a big smile on his face.

"Well look at that! Looks like she's actually doin' her job," Dandy said with salt in his words. He shoved his hands into his pockets and let out a heavy sigh.

Then there was the sound of shouting from the back. Dandy jolted, his hands flung out of his pockets as he quickly moved in front of JP. There was the sound of a door swinging open and a large man stepping out of it.

His suit matched the woman's, making it easy to assume that he was the owner of the place and her husband.

"Well if it isn't the rowdy famous couple from the news," he huffed as he walked closer to the couple. "What, that cart not good enough for ya?"

"Great. I'd even pay a little more just to get it ya know? I just don't want to wait on cabs," Jp smiled and turned to look at Dandy. "It'll be so much smoother."

He winced at the shouted and looked at the doors of the offices behind the counters. He looked over Dandy's shoulder, "What the fuck is going on?" His eyes widened when he saw the man stepping out, "Whoa look at him..."

"Rowdy, heh. Yea, what can I say? I'm a young man." He let out a laugh, "The cart thing was messing around. I was just happy I didn't die in that race. Don't worry, we won't ding up your toy."

The man's nose wrinkled as he frowned. He was moving closer to the two, nearly towering over them. His slick blond hair and bright yellow eyes were locked down on these two.

"No, get out of here," he ordered. "I don't want your kind here. You greasy-headed brats can go find a shopping cart to crash. You can't have one of my rides," the man pointed at the glass exit door. "If you don't leave, I'll call the cops on you, jailbird." He threatened, his finger moving to point at JP's chest.

"But we have the money! We can pay for your shitty car!" Dandy shouted. "What the hell is wrong with you? Turnin' down a coupla customers! You know that Sweet JP has the money ta cover the rental and then some! Cut us some slack!"

"Yeah? And I know that Sweet JP also likes to wreck cars," the man kept his eyes on JP. "I don't care if it is you or your li'l guy friend over there drivin' it. I refuse to let you take it out of my lot. Period."

"Kids? Oh, come on big daddy. Let us play with one of your rides." He felt the finger press on his chest and he puffed it out. He smiled up at the owner, "I'll pay double. Come on, don't put me back in. This little bird likes to fly."

"Wait Hey! I didn't crash at Yellowline on purpose! My mechanic sabotaged me!" He shook his head, waving his arm. "As if i were suicidal enough to crash like that!? Give me a break! We only need the car for two weeks!" He held out to fingers, "Just two!"

The man whipped his smooth tail, making it let out a whip crack. Dandy looked back, noticing that the married couple both shared the same traits. Slick blond hair, pale purple skin and a lean pointed tails.

"I said: get out," the man balled up his hand into fists. Dandy then moved, nudging JP back a bit to get between the two.

"If you don't play fair then we won't play fair," Dandy furrowed his brow. "Look at me, no not him, at me," he then moved his finger to point right in the man's face. "If you think that what JP did to his car was bad, you're gonna wish that your car was in that shape if ya don't let us take it outta here," he threatened.

"Once we leave this building, all of those cars you got out there are ours. We can do whatever the hell we want with them. We wanna play fair, we do," Dandy slowly shook his head at the man, toying with him. "But ya gotta play right first or else we're gonna make our own rules, baby. And you don't wanna play that game."

The man in the suit was a bit phased by Dandy. Between that jacket and Dandy's rebellious attitude made him think back to teens that had hotwired and stole a few of his cars a while back.

"The price is doubled," the man replied, looking away from the couple. Dandy looked back at JP, a dumb smile on his face. Then, he turned back to the man, his face serious and determined.

"Still for the two weeks?" Dandy wanted to make sure they weren't getting burned on the deal.

"Of course. That's what you're signing on for," the man said as his wife walked over. Handing off the electronic clipboard, she allowed her husband to sign some screens. Dandy looked back at JP, sporting that dumb smile once again.

Oh hell yeah. They were gonna have a blast.

"Whoa. Daddy's got a temper.." JP took a step back, not wanting to get whipped by that tail. At least, not in front of some cameras like he assumed there were. Dandy pushed him back a little further and he gave Dandy his turn to speak.

However, JP was shocked at Dandy's attitude. That confidence. The stance. The powerful voice! He leaned on his crutch and looked away to tug on his shirt. Hot! "Fine by me, I'll pay that price! Better than walkin on a fucked leg." He stepped forward looking for where it'd be his turn to sign once that electronic clipboard was handed over. He toyed with his money ring as he began to sign.

The wife offered the tablet over to JP, letting him sign the document.

"This one is about the up-front cost to rent the vehicle, this one is to confirm that you will deliver the rest of the payment on the final day or else you we'll see you in court, and this one," she scrolled down a bit more on the document. "This allows us to track the vehicle, allowing us to make sure that your rental isn't being sold off. Her eyes darted at Dandy.

The alien hunter, had his hands in his pockets, letting JP do his thing.

"Tracking us? Isn't that a li'l extreme?" Dandy frowned, tilting his had at her. She let out a little scoff and saved the form.

"You are taking something of ours. You're not buying it and you sure the hell aren't going to sell it," the husband explained. "It also allows us to come pick it up if it has been damaged or runs out of fuel. You have to use the premium grade fuel for it. It can detect if you don't."

"I'll just piss in the tank..." Dandy grumbled. "Shit's all the same," he turned his back to the couple and JP, looking at the luxury cars.

"Mmhmm...yea." JP nodded as the woman explained things to him. When she got to tracking he frowned, "What? As if I'd steal it if I wrote my name down n everything?" He noticed her glance was directed at Dandy. "He won't steal it either, lady." He crossed his arms, letting her take the clipboard back.

"Piss in the tank? Hey not all fuel is the same! I would know as a racer!" JP pointed at Dandy and then at the man, "I'm only going to put the best shit up that car's ass. I promise."

Dandy looked back, sticking his tongue at JP as his boyfriend talked to the man. He rejoined the group.

The man shook JP's hand with his large hand, dwarfing the racer's in comparison.

"We will know," he frowned and let go. His wife hit a button on her clipboard, allowing a little card to spit out of the top of it. She handed it off to JP.

"This is the card that allow you to use our vehicle," she explained. "Don't. Lose. It."

"What, you can track a car but not a little piece of plastic," Dandy huffed. The woman looked like she has had enough and ended up shoving the card into JP's hand.

"Two weeks. Then I never want to see you fuckers around here again," she snarled. Dandy's eyes widened for a moment. Okay. Alright now that was kinda hot. He had a little smirk on his face as he watched her walk away.

"Huh," Dandy then looked to the husband, seeing him shake his head and head back toward what they would assume to be his office. He looked back at JP. "So like if this didn't work out," he started as he lead JP out of the building. "Do you think you coulda hotwired that car? Just, ya know, for future reference?" There was a big smile on Dandy's face.(edited)

JP's face went pink when his hand was shaken so vigorously. Little soda pop was really liking this man. What a grip. So strong. So tough. God and what a looker. Purple? JP thought that was a nice color too. Why not? It was the color of his own eyes.

He took the card, "I won't lose it, ma'am. I'll keep it in my sights." He gestured with a salute that seemed to be like second nature. With the payment done, and the card in hand, it seemed like they were done. Right? Right.

JP waved a little goodbye at the owner with his fingers and then looked at Dandy. "Haha, fuck no. I don't know that kinda shit." He handed the keycard to Dandy, "Here you go, babe."

Dandy took the card and then found the black car. He then felt something on the card. Looking at it, it looked like there was a little button on the top, next to a name.

"James....Prince," Dandy read out loud, the second part of that name coming out with a bitter tone. It seemed that with the new card, they had printed JP's real name on it. Then, he clicked the button.

The car they wanted started to honk and blare, the alarm being triggered by that card.

"OH shit!" Dandy shouted and ran over to the car, hitting the button over and over. It wasn't stopping! He then dashed to the driver's side, jamming the card at the slot, missing three times and then finally slid it in.

The car went silent while Dandy's heart was beating out of his chest. He then walked to the passenger side, opening the door for JP.

"They really shoulda explained the card better," Dandy sighed, his arm resting on top of the door.

JP noticed the two tones of voice that Dandy had said his name with. "Yep, my name. I can't sign contracts with my racing nickname. Gotta use my real one." He didn't really flinch at the car alarm but he did feel embarrassed. He looked back at the Car Rental building, into the windows to search if the woman or man who worked were looking out at them. It wasn't me, it was Dandy. I know how to drive, I swear!

He hurried to the car and as he arrived, Dandy got things under control, "Are ya sure you can drive, Dandy?" He stepped into the car and sat down. "Because I can still drive with one foot and one arm!"

Dandy helped JP into the passenger seat and puckered up his lips. "I know how ta drive," he frowned. "I just don't know how to used this weird-ass card," Dandy then leaned in, kissing JP on the cheek. "I want to drive you around." he then said with a wink.

Dandy then got to his side of the car, climbed inside and looked at the key card. He slid it into the ignition, hearing the car boot up. "Well alright then!" He beamed and looked over at JP. "Let's go!" Dandy announced and hit the gas, making the tires squeal as he pulled out of the lot. He let out a loud laugh, whipping out of the exit and driving down the street. "Aw man! It's been so long since I've driven a car!" He grinned, slowing down to the legal speed. Dandy looked over at JP for a moment and then back at the road. "I can't wait to see you behind the wheel again. Just, not today." He chuckled.

"Sure you do." JP teased as he was kissed. "Alright then show me what you can do behind the wheel." He watched Dandy with a raised eyebrow. Looking at his every move as he sat, buckled in, and even down to his confidence in sliding that keycard into the ignition.

The car came alive and JP smiled. Then they were off! He loved the sound of the tires screeching as they fought to get some grip and laid down rubber. "Whoo!" He cheered and slapped his hand down on Dandy's thigh and gave it a nice rub.

He leaned against the door and looked out at the buildings pass by. " We should get those condoms and lube. And uh- what else? You got the list right?"

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