18 Just Pretend [NSFW]

Dandy looked around, seeing the cars wiz by as they spoke on the side of the road.

"Come with me into the back of the car," he had a little sweet smile. "I dunno how ta help, but maybe I could just help ease it a bit?" Dandy shook his head at JP. "Its gonna rain soon anyways. Might as well take advantage of that by bein' park over here." And then like clockwork, the rain started to come down harder. Dandy jumped into the backseat of the car, hoping that JP would join him.

"I mighta laughed, but that doesn't mean I don't still care. I wanna make sure you're alright."

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JP unbuckled himself and pulled his body through the space between the two front seats. He flipped onto his back carefully, keeping his right leg out straight while he did so. He looked up at Dandy. "I hope you never do what I did. But your pants are looser than mine so maybe you won't have this same problem." He moved his hands to his belt buckle and undid it. "I got more excited than I expected when you were driving down the strip. Don't judge me for it. I can't help it. I used to not do this, I promise."

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"That explains why you demanded me ta keep goin'," Dandy chuckled and watched as JP unbuckled his pants. Then, Dandy took over and unzipped them letting JP feel the leather fabric move. "To think that my driving got you that excited," Dandy shook his head and moved his hand between JP's legs. "Let me know if this hurts," he said as he gently rubbed JP through his underwear. He rested his head against JP's shoulder, lovingly keeping his attention on JP's reaction.

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"I guess I learned it, you know? That feeling of exhilaration and your heart pumping so fast and hard. Feeling like you can't breathe sometimes and being watched while you experience all these things." He closed his eyes and smiled as he tried to explain it, unsure if Dandy would really understand. He hoped that it'd come across. "Its the thrill of making it to the end alive and in one piece. It is such a relief when you cross that finish line, you felt so relaxed. Before I knew it my pants would feel tighter and tighter and I wanted to share my joy." He raised his arms up to cup Dandy's face, "So I took whoever was closest to me and showered them in kisses and hugs." He did just that, kissing his boyfriend's cheek and tilting his head back to kiss his man on the lips.

It did ache when Dandy rubbed him through the fabric but it felt more pleasurable than painful. "When we started getting gold nitros, the first few times I passed out from the forces I experienced. It felt so good...I crashed a few times but that just meant I had to fight to stay conscious. I wanted to feel it all. I didn't just want a sticky reminder in my pants" He slipped his hands under Dandy's jacket and pushed that red shirt up. He ran his palms over that warm skin. "So, I used a needle I slipped under one of my rings to press it into my palm hard and harder until the pain jolted me back awake. It was amazing..." He looked up to the car's headliner. "First it was just one nitro. Then two. I tried to do three but it only ended in disappointment. I blew up my engine and nearly burned myself alive. I want to do three..."

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Dandy was enjoying this sweet moment as JP started to explain his fetish for racing. This man had never heard of such a thing and he couldn't fully relate. The only way he could relate was the thrill he got when he used the Hawaiian Yankee in battle.

JP seemed to be talking for a long time and Dandy was already lost. Nitro? Passing out? He just shrugged in his mind as JP started to touch on his chest. Dandy leaned into those hands, letting out a soft sound. Then, he heard the heavy rain starting to pound on the roof of the car. It sounded amazing to him, his eyes closing for a moment as he listened. That sound mixed with JP saying something about his engine made Dandy nod in agreement. Still not sure what the hell he was talking about, but Dandy was feeling peaceful at this moment.

His right hand moved, cradling JP's lower back as his left hand slowly moved JP's cock out from his underwear, carefully moving it through the slit. His hands were delicate as he rubbed that firm shaft. Giving JP a little kiss against his neck, the racer could feet Dandy's hot breath against his skin.

"Next time you race in your Trans Am, I wanna be that person you kiss at the finish line, baby," he smiled, closing his eyes. The car would rock at times as cars flew by them. This feeling... it felt amazing.

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"Can you imagine? Three? The sheer amount of..." JP rambled on a little more but lost his train of thought to the sensation of Dandy's pulling his cock through the fly of his dark underwear. It was just the sound of the rain beating down on the road and the roof along with the whoosh of cars zooming past. He tensed up when Dandy's hand rubbed along his sore spot.

"Next time I drive it, you'll be in it." He whispered back. "and when I race again, I'll fuck you in the pit garage like I always did. You won't make it out of that stadium without at least two loads in you." He moved his hands down to the front of Dandy's blue pants and unzipped them. His hands were greedy, pushing into the zipper and full handedly groping before pulling out not just the cock but also the testicles. He began to gently roll them in his hands and tugged on the skin. He ran his thumb over the belly of his lover's cock and gave its length some squeezes.

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Dandy didn't expect for JP to start getting handsy with him and let out a hot sound. He moved his lips to JP's neck, keeping it pressed as he felt his boyfriend pulling all of himself out of his pants. The alien hunter gave JP a little bit as they gently massaged and tugged on Dandy's skin. That hand...

He was slowly stroking with his own hand on JP's shaft, his thumb massaging the sore spots and then moved up, giving the tip some needed attention. He rubbed his thumb along the slit, teasing it, and then moved his hand down JP's cock. The skin tugged under his tight grip as he started to slide his hand up and down.

"I didn't, ah, think about me gettin' attention," Dandy kissed on JP's neck. "I was mainly worried about you gettin' off," he admitted as he stroked a little faster. "I want to make you feel so damn good..."

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JP tried to mimic what Dandy did to him with one hand while the other kept fondling and feeling the weight of those testes. He moved onto stroking the shaft and pulling the skin down to rub the pad of his thumb over the smooth head and following the line of the slit. "I can't leave you without getting anything back. I like being greedy but not that much."

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Dandy let out a little chuckle at that.

"Greedy? You?" He smiled as he kissed against JP's neck again. Then, he rested his head against that shoulder, watching JP rub and stroke his shaft. His hands were all over, giving Dandy one hell of a massage. He could feel himself stiffening in JP's hands, making him let out a moan. Dandy started to move his hand faster, his free hand moving it into the back of JP's pants and started to grope his ass through his underwear.

"I know I want to be pretty greedy right now~" He teased, giving JP a kiss on the jaw.

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"Sometimes I can be." He chuckled, " but right now, I'm loving the sound of your moans..." JP hissed and kept stroking. He changed his tactic of moving his hand and squeezing almost as if he was trying to milk Dandy to get blood into that cock faster. He wanted that cock hard and then he wanted to get fucked in this car with it. He even had a pretty good idea of how to position himself for Dandy.


"You need to make me cum first." He grunted, "but you have to catch it. I want you in me." He bit his lip and looked down at their hands. He should have bought some lube to keep in his jacket. That's what he had forgotten. Fuck. Damn!

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Dandy felt that tight squeeze, making him arch his back at the feeling. JP was really trying to excite him and that squeezing was really getting the job done. He felt himself getting hard in that hand, his cock feeling those rings rubbing against him.

"Ah... I'll keep moanin' for ya," he listened to JP's words, wanting Dandy inside after making JP cum first. "That sounds like a challenge..." Dandy teased and then moved his hand away from JP's shaft. He gave his hand a long lick, licking on his fingers, and then moved it back to JP's cock. "... And I'm a pretty competitive guy, baby~" Dandy had that horny grin on his face, the corner of his mouth nearly touching his ears with excitement. Dandy leaned closer to JP, placing his lips against JP's ear.

"I'm gonna make you cum so hard that they'll never be able ta get the stains out these seats," Dandy's words, to himself, were a promise to JP. And this man, feeling himself getting more aroused with every stroke, wasn't even thinking about lube. He just wanted JP. And his man was going to work hard to get what he wanted.

His hand moved faster, the spit from his hands helping lube up that shaft. He placed his lips to JP's ear, letting out a hot sound.

"Do ya like that, baby~" Dandy moaned, his voice sounding seductive as he spoke. Oh yeah. He wanted to make JP cum just from the sound of it. "Yeah like that, oh yeah... Cum for your stardust..." He gave JP's ear a little nibble. Might as well since he was already in that area, Dandy thought.

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"Make sure you catch that first one though. It's important...Ah-" His eyelids fluttered closed and his hips jerked. How was Dandy this good? Was it just him? Was he just more sensitive or something? He felt that pre-cum dribble out of him. "I want to make this car all mine. I'm going to cum all over it so anyone else who rents it out has to pay extra to enjoy being with it."

"I like it..." He moaned back, "Just like that. Like that!" He shrugged his shoulder at the nibble to his ear. "You trying to steal my earrings? Hehe. You gotta keep trying." He could feel the pressure building already and with it, he started to use both hands to focus the stimulation to Dandy's erection. He could see the windows of the car beginning to fog up from their heavy breathing. "Come on stardust. I want to pop my cap so badly and spew all over your hands."

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Dandy was chucking at JP's dirty talk. He loved it. No matter how silly his phrases were, Dandy found them adorable.

"I'm gonna pop that cork like a bottle of champagne at the end of a race," Dandy stroked faster, giving JP a tight squeeze as he stroke. "Imagine my mouth all over your cock," Dandy whispered it JP, his lips up against that pointed ear. He kisses JP's jaw. "Imagine driving, that feeling you--!"

Then, Dandy had a very smug smile on his face. He stopped stroking JP.

"Get your hands off me. I'm in control now," Dandy ordered. He shifted, moving. His arm around JP and grabbed the seatbelt. Pulling the belt crossed, Dandy buckled his lover in. Tightening it, Dandy shifted to look JP dead in the eyes.

"I'm gonna suck your dick so hard that you'll feel like you're on the track," his hands gripped JP's knees. "You'll want to cum so badly from me," Dandy then lowered his head down, kissing JP's tip. "Think about racing. I want you to have a fantasy while I'm goin' down on ya~"

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"Ah- I love champagne. I remember when it sprayed all over my face and ran down my front..." JP grinned and nodded as Dandy gave him the idea to imagine his length being swallowed up. He tilted his head up and closed his eyes. "Yes, yes." He lowered his chin, still listening. Racing? "Y-yes."

Then he felt a pause in those waves of pleasure. His erection throbbed. He was left wanting more. He looked up at Dandy and pulled his hands away as told. "Did I do something wrong?"

His face went red as he was buckled in and when that belt was pulled tight he let out a soft moan. He laid his head to the side, his cheek touching the seat belt as it went over his shoulder. He moved his knees apart, one boot to either side of Dandy's body. He nodded as he heard what he had to imagine now. He knew he could do it so vividly too. He placed his hands on the seat behind Dandy, holding it just below the headrest.

He closed his eyes and began to imagine sitting behind the wheel. The air of anticipation. The tense silence as all the racers got staged. The engines coming alive and the heat rising as the machines revved. He raised his head up and rolled his shoulders, his fingers gripping the edge of the seat's top edge. He imagined the crowds and the flags raised in the air. The lights that they all were watching so intensely to change color. That moment when the green went on and the sound of those engines coming together into an otherworldly roar. He could imagine the feeling of accelerating and the seat pushing him forward. But it wasn't like on the dragstrip, he was imagining driving his Trans Am.

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Dandy watched as JP closed his eyes. He had to adjust, finding a comfortable space between the back and front seat. He could feel that erection throb as he kissed along the shaft. God JP really did get hard from those races. To think that something like that could get JP like this.

Then again, that's what a fetish does, Dandy thought. He placed his mouth onto the tip of JP's cock and ran his tongue along the smooth head. He could taste the precum, making him look a bit displeased. Tasting this stuff was probably his least favorite part. Just having it go down this throat? Much better. Scary as hell because he can't really control it, but at least he didn't have taste the cum.

He moved his tongue down the underside of JP's erection, feeling the grooves. It was something he had never really paid any kind to the last few times they had fun like this. Then, he heard a sheet of rain hit the top of the car, making the sound of rain pelting dominate the space around the couple. Dandy winced a bit. No, no he needed to hear JP moan for him during this. He pulled his mouth away. As the downpour started to quiet down, Dandy had a chance to speak up. And even though he was the one squatting down to please JP, that didn't mean he wasn't planning to stay in a dominating role.

"Get loud for me," Dandy ordered. He moved his hand into JP's underwear, pulling out his sack and squeezes it. Dandy looked up at the racer, his lips kissing on that cock again. "You better get louder than your Trans Am while I'm sucking on you," he was about to rub his tongue along the length again until a question came into mind. "Do you like biting?" Dandy asked, his tongue out as he spoke. He had to ask before he forgot. Knowing him, his thought would have left as soon as he shut his mouth.

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He heard Dandy's voice, imagining it as coming through the radio. "Hnnnghh!" He could feel the throbbing of his needy cock, it felt so heavy and hard between his legs. He was really getting into that fantasy, his right arm even searched for the shifter. Every little bit Dandy did felt like a prize for performance. "I'm never quiet in my car." He smiled and began to laugh like he usually did to himself when he drove.

It was the beginning stretch and at first, he felt what seemed like faint touches and a flutter of a kiss on his erection. He felt Dandy pulling his sack out of his pants and giving his firm testes a squeeze. "I don't know if I like biting

Try it..."

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Dandy heard JP's uncertainty and nodded. It would be awkward to really bite om him while he was in a fantasy. But still. Maybe.

He moved his mouth a quarter of the way down JP's erection and gave it a gentle bite. He slowly slid his grip down the shaft and to the base of the tip. Then, Dandy kept his mouth on the head, sucking on it and giving that part the most love and attention. The feeling of that smooth flesh. The sound of JP's moaning.

Dandy moved his hand between his legs. Slowly, started to stroke himself. The feeling of his own hand wasn't the same as JP's, but it was all too familiar to him. Knowing exactly what he liked, he continued to stroke.

Dandy let out a moan of his own, his mouth still sucking and practically drooling at the feeling of JP in his mouth. Then, he wanted more.

Sliding his lips past the tip, Dandy worked to get JP further into his mouth. That warm tongue moist and needy. He craved his mouth being stuffed while his boyfriend was fantasizing about his passion.

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JP's whole body reacted to that gentle bite and the sucking pressure. He let out a soft moan at the bite and then a second louder one that almost sounded strained. His noises just dripped with his desire at every turn. He was focused on his fantasy where he could let himself fall into tunnel vision. It only made the waves of pleasure more electrifying to his senses when they came crashing at him. Only in fantasy could he ignore the other racers. "Oh- Aah! Fuck me...fuck!" He was beginning to forget that it was Dandy down below on him. He brought his knees together, squeezing Dandy's shoulders. His mind took the warmth of Dandy's body as the heat coming up through the floor of the car's cabin. The sways from the cars passing by on the highway became the other racers and himself trying to overtake each other.

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Dandy was getting lost in this feeling, his eyes having that dreamy expression as he watched JP. He could tell that this was really working out. It was his plan to help JP, after all.

Then, those knees clamped close and trapped Dandy between those legs. He gulped, pulling his head back to breathe. Stopping his own stroking, Dandy watched JP as the other cars drove by. He then got back to work, his mouth taking JP's tip in again.

Dandy didn't want to kill this fantasy by breaking free from those knees. He couldn't move his arms or his hand. There was something about this feeling, being pinned like this, he found more arousing.

He continued to suck, moving that cock further into the back of his mouth. Dandy wanted JP deep in his throat again. Maybe, if JP got more into it, feel him thrust deeper down.

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He squeezed a little more with his legs before moving them apart again. He was breathing hard, his moans getting increasingly louder. He moved his right hand off of the front seat's shoulder area and down to press Dandy's head closer to his hips. He was desperate to cum now and sometimes instead of moaning he whined for "More."

He tried with all his might to imagine the chest pressing feeling when he popped one of those catalyst capsules into his Trans Am's tank. The force of it as the car nearly bucked as its rear wheels turned faster and its front end wanted to come up from the road. He was going to cum and he wasn't done with the 'race'. What he wanted to do went against everything he knew. He wanted to take both his hands off the 'steering wheel' but only took one off, his right as was normal and he placed it down on the seat and brought his hips up in a series of hard thrusts.

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Dandy heard those moans and demand, making him more eager to make JP climax. He felt those legs freeing him, allowing Dandy to move his arms under JP's thighs and scoop the racer closer to his face. When JP moved his had to the seat, Dandy took this opportunity to get a big gulp of air. Which was perfect timing considering what was about to come.

He felt those hard thrusts he was craving. Dandy felt his heart pound as that head started to ram into his mouth, the tip grazing the top of the mouth and then dipping down. His eyes rolled up for a moment, that feeling of that cock satisfying his oral fixation. He sucked harder, wanting JP to cum down the back of his throat again.

The more JP thrust, the deeper his length went in. Dandy was kissing the base of JP's erection now, tongue rubbing and stroking. Cum, please cum, Dandy thought. His moans were muffled as a bit of precum dripped from his cock. Please. God, please cum for me, he silently begged.

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JP sniffed hard, felt a familiar bubbling, and then the salty and irony flavor in the back of his throat. His stupid nose again. He moaned, a long drawn out one, and it gradually became a yell as he reached the climax he wanted. He felt the release of pressure. His cock started to jerk and throb hard in Dandy's mouth and throat as the muscles in him contracted to pump out his seed. He groaned and let out a sob at the continued stimulation. His hips kept going.

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Dandy finally felt that climax as JP came down this throat. The throbbing pumps pressing against this tongue, the jerking feeling against the sides of his mouth.

He held his breath and felt JP's hips still rising off the seat. Dandy continued to cling, wanting to make sure JP was done before he pulled away. He kept swallowing, practically drinking JP's seed as it came out.

Then, Dandy started to pull his head back. He needed air. He didn't want to break up JP's fantasy, but Dandy had to try to break free. He pulled his head back, feeling that cock still wanting to thrust in. His eyes closed as he felt the cum still lingering in his mouth. Gross, god this was gross. Dandy pushed off the seat with one hand, forcing himself away from JP's hips. With the other, he placed it at the end of his mouth, allowing JP to continue thrusting, uninterrupted.

He gasped for air, swallowing the rest of cum that was left in his throat. His hand was lubricated with his spit from before, making it easier for JP to move.

Dandy could finally focus now on JP's reaction.

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He finally let go of the seat in front of him, both of his hands were planted on either side of his body to give him the leverage to move his hips. The fantasy had dissolved, he couldn't think. He didn't even notice the change from Dandy's mouth to his hand. He just wanted to keep fucking something and he kept moaning. It nearly hurt but it felt so good. He cursed loudly at his cock. Why was it so hard? Why was he so horny? What he normally did in three orgasms he managed to do in one thanks to Dandy and his imagination.

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Dandy noticed JP still moving his hip and his erection still hard in his hand. Dandy moved his free hand to his throat, rubbing it as he let JP use his hand. This guy just wouldn't quit. JP was still moaning and crying out.

Then, Dandy gave that shaft a firm grasp and shifted to look JP in the eyes. He had to think quick. He needed to let JP get this out of his system. But, honestly, Dandy's mouth wouldn't be able to take it anymore. And his ass? Yeah, not without lube. He was still a little sore from last night.

Dandy had to go through his own kinks, trying to think about what could work.

So he had an idea. Dandy moved his hand to his pants, working with his free hand to unbuckle his belt. He then pulled down his pants more and shifted his thighs closer to JP's cock. He lead the tip between his legs, wanting to give JP a thigh job. Dandy placed his knees between JP's legs, keeping that tight cleavage for his boyfriend's shaft.

"Give me more!" Dandy ordered, his body towering over JP. He gripped onto the back seat of the car. "Keep cummin'! I know you got more in ya!" His cock was throbbing as he demanded JP to climax again.

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JP felt confused. Dandy had pulled his pants down but...he didn't turn around. He looked up at Dandy as those thighs met his erection's tip. Then he knew what it was about and he happily pressed in. He fucked those thighs almost vengefully as he hugged his man close. He tilted his head down to try to kiss and tease Dandy's tip which was close to his chin. "I'm going too. I'm going to!" He pretty much yelled at Dandy's erection.

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Dandy moved his hand onto JP's forehead, forcing him to look up instead.

"I want you to look up at me," he ordered, his gaze intimidating. He placed his hand against JP's cheek, rubbing it as he stared. Letting out hot moans, he rubbed himself against JP's chest, more precum dripping out.

"Cum... Cum..." Dandy said through his teeth. "I'll let you suck my cock once you're finished," he moved his hands back to the back of the seat. "But I want to get you off now." Dandy could see the rain hitting the back windshield of the rental, rain still pouring down hard, making him completely hidden from the traffic. That and the fog on the window made it a perfect shield from wondering eyes.

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JP near giggled when his head was tilted back. His pupils were dilated and that purple color they had didn't hide it. "Yes, love. Anything for you, stardust." His black shirt soaked up the precum as it dripped down onto it. He loved that demanding, intimidating, and hot intensity that Dandy had right now. He pulled his shirt up by the collar to wipe the blood off his nose.

He felt the pressure build up again and another blast of pleasure. He didn't even make a noise, he couldn't. But he heard his cum hitting the back of the front seat. He was making such a mess...

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Dandy heard that sound as it hit and gave this partner a thrust. His cock was rubbing that shirt, his eye shut as he moaned.

"Ah, ah!" He squeezed his thighs closer together, trying to get whatever cum JP had left in him out of his system. Dandy looked back down at JP, his hand placed under JP's chin. He made sure those pretty eyes were lock on his.

"You doin' good? You like that, eh?" Dandy grinned, his thumb moving to rub the corner of JP's mouth. He then rubbed his thumb against JP's bottom lip. "I can't wait to feel those lips on me..." Dandy's voice was a seductive growl. This was Dandy at his best in the dominating role. The stern look in his eyes. Being on top. The way he spoke. He was in charge and didn't want to give up that role any time soon.

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JP bit his lip, smiling at the same time. He gazed into Dandy's eyes, really getting lost. His voice was getting quieter now, "I do. I like it so much. It is just what I needed." He could almost see himself in those brown eyes despite the dim interior. "How badly do you want my mouth, captain?"

His eyes caught the flashing of red and amber lights in front of their car only just barely. Then he saw the light against the roof of the car. "What is that? Babe, do you see it?" There was a beeping noise, something was backing up in front of the rental. It stopped and the lights turned off. He couldn't see what it was, Dandy still held his chin up.

There were footsteps outside that couldn't be heard. But what jp did hear was a knock on the window, some talking he didn't understand, and then a flash of light.

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Dandy heard the knock, his heart pounding. Shit! SHIT! He shifted his legs, moving JP's cock from in between them. Then, he tripped on his pants falling back into the center console. His back landed between the front two seats, his eyes wide as he saw a faint flashing light through the fog.

"YOW!" Dandy rubbed the back of his head. He looked around. What was that light? He shifted the best he could, feeling himself stuck between the seats.

"JP! JP help me pull up my pants!" Dandy whined. His arms were stuck, making him even more frustrated. "J-Just shoved my dick back in my 'briefs I gotta tell these guys ta get lost!" He was livid.

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JP reached out to attempt to grab Dandy but he wasn't able to. Instead, he winced as Dandy fell backward and hit his head. "STARDUST ARE YOU OKAY!?" He stood up, bending over to not hit his head. He started pulling up Dandy's briefs and then those nice blue pants.

A voice was faint but audible as JP started to fumble with his hands. "So remember the news? The car rental place that had Sweet JP and his new boyfriend picking out a yellow sports car? Well...I got a call telling me that a similar car broke down a-"A flashlight's beam pointed at Dandy's face. It traveled down his now clothed body, up to JP's red face and down the racer's body where it stopped on his erection. Then it went back up to JP's face and straight back to Dandy's. The person holding the phone had a look of surprise or was it shock? both?

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Dandy wasn't embarrassed, surprisingly. He was pissed. He jolted up, smacking the top of his head on the ceiling of the car. Dandy moved his arms free as he moved to the back seat.

"I'm gonna grab that guy's phone and throw it on the pavement!" Dandy shouted as he shifted through the back seat. Then, he felt it.

He was still rock hard, even after all that. Dandy had to think fast. He couldn't get out of the car like this. They had already seen too much.

"Excuse me, baby!" He squeezed past JP again, moving to the driver seat. Then, he turned on the car and loudly revved the engine, attempting to scare off the spectators. He pulled off his jacket and tossed it to JP. "Cover yourself in case they try ta get another pic of you."

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The tow truck driver stepped back from the sports car, "Whoa careful!" They glanced back, at the incoming traffic. Luckily the shoulder lane was wide. He stuffed his phone into his pocket. "I came all the way here already are you guys paying or not?"

JP took the jacket and sat down in the back seat. He was so embarrassed. All of him had been hanging out. The worse part was that it had been a video and that truck driver had been talking to someone. He laid down and rolled to face the back of the seat. nearly ten years of questions. Questions he evaded about his sex life, his partners, what he liked, what he enjoyed. What his size was, what his favorite positions were. His first public partner had been Dandy and now? They would know what his whole dick was like and how big his balls were. "Dandy just take off..." He whispered.

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Dandy looked back, seeing JP curled up in the back seat. He took in a deep breath, shifted his pants to try to hide what little he had of an erection, and stepped out of the car. He stomped towards the tow truck guy and stared him dead in the eyes, water pouring down on top of them. Then, he remembered something Meow had taught him in the past.

"You just committed a crime. You're invading our privacy, baby," Dandy growled, his hand moving to the guy's shirt. He tugged on it, keeping him close. "Now you can either get rid of that footage or you'll have ta speak to JP's lawyers, buddy. And you know we ain't goin' down without a fight," Dandy was bluffing. He was bluffing so hard that even he, himself, believed it. "We will put your ass outta business if you even let one peep out about what you just saw. That lil tow truck?" Dandy nodded at it. "Considered it repo'd if ya don't do what I say."

He didn't want to move or let the man go. That man hurt JP more than he hurt Dandy and there was no way in hell he was going to take that laying down.

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He tow truck driver stammered and pulled out his phone, unlocking it. He tried to explain that he had only wanted to take a video of the outside of the car while calling his coworker. It hadn't been recorded by him. "I don't have it! I promise! I won't charge for driving here!" He pressed his hands together. "Please!"

JP prayed that the other person hadn't saved the video. This was pretty stressful and it thankfully killed off whatever residual erection he still had after that whole adventure. It had been going down on its own after cumming twice but this had only sped it up. He tucked himself back into his pants, zipping them up. "We didn't call you! We shouldn't have to pay anyway! Charge whoever called!"

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Dandy could hear JP through the open driverside door.

"Yeah, we didn't freakin' call you!" He snapped, his grip tightening. "Call up whoever you sent that video to! I'll get their ass in court too if they even dare try ta keep it!" Dandy had a snarl as he shouted. Cars that drove by saw the scene, unable to slow down to get any pictures or footage of their own. He then let go of the man and straightened out his jacket. His pompadour was soaked, falling into his face in strands. He brushed it back with his hand, breaking it apart as he spoke again.

"If I see any of that leaked onto the news, you will get everythin' that's comin' to ya," Dandy glared and turned away, walking back to JP. "Get in the car," he said, his voice sounding demanding. Dandy sat in the driver's seat and took a deep breath. Then, he opened the door and shouted at the man again.

"Get your damn truck outta the way!"

--

The tow truck driver ran back to his truck, turning it back on, and sped away, tires nearly spinning out from how fast he wanted to get out of there.

Inside the car, JP was sitting again. He leaned forward and placed his hands over Dandy's chest. He moved between the seats a little to angle in to kiss Dandy on the cheek. "I love you." The blood on his lip was drying, it hadn't been that bad this time. But he still left a little red mark on Dandy's cheek. "I'm so glad to have met you."

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Dandy had been trying to cool down, his hands firmly gripping the wheel as he watched the two truck driver pulling away. That negative aura feeling powerful until he felt it. That little kiss on his cheek and that sweet phrase that meant so much to him. That aura started to leave, making Dandy take exhale and looked over at JP.

"I couldn't let him get away like that. I couldn't drive off," Dandy shook his head. He looked tired from that. So much stress at that moment and all those feelings at once. Dandy then licked his thumb, rubbing it across JP's lip. "You got blood on your face again, soda pop," he chuckled. Wiping the blood off this thumb with the seat's fabric, he then started to pull away from the shoulder.

With ease, he made it into the traffic and continued to drive in the rain. He left that kiss mark on his cheek, even if he knew it was gross. He couldn't get over the gross factor of JP's frequent nosebleeds, but he did become a little bit more accepting every time it happened. As Dandy drove, he was focused on the road ahead, seeing the tail lights of the cars and trucks as they passed. The windshield wiper did a good job keeping his view clear, making the trip even safer for the couple.

"Are you feelin' a bit better, JP?" Dandy asked, not breaking his focus. "You really had ta cream, eh?" He chuckled, shaking his head. "I should call ya cream soda, not just soda pop now!" Dandy then let out a louder laugh, slapping his own knee.

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"I know, I know." He smiled. "That feeling of being protected by you felt really good you know. You were so..it was really hot. I couldn't keep my eyes away from you." He massaged Dandy's pecs a little but stopped when his lip was wiped off. That twisted feeling in the pit of his stomach was going away as he tried to forget about that stressful invasion of his privacy. "I'm sorry Dandy. I tried to breathe through my mouth so it wouldn't happen...but I forgot to keep it up. I hope they can fix my nose at some other galaxy's hospital. Then I won't bleed anymore."

He sat back and buckled himself in when he felt the car move. "I do feel better. I always feel like that after I race you know? I finally have someone who'll understand what I need." He wiped the window on his left to clear it up and looked out. "We should go to that bar. Get me a cream soda with a little rum in it now that you mention it." He felt bad for Dandy. It was his fault, he had gotten his boyfriend all worked up and ready for that blowjob only not to give it to him. "What about you? Do you feel okay..?"

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Dandy looked over, seeing the bar in the distance. The idea of drinking after that sounded amazing to him. They had been through so much and this man needed a drink. And maybe some bar food. Then, JP sounded a bit worried as he spoke to Dandy. The alien hunter had a bit of a pout.

"Yeah I'm fine, sweetie," Dandy said with a little cute smile. "Why'd you ask? I know it was kinda scary back there, but I mean hey! We got outta there without any kinda problems!" He chuckled and then looked in the review mirror. "Ugh, my hair got all messed up..."

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"You know." He paused and looked into the rearview mirror to meet Dandy's eyes. "because you wanted me to suck you off but we got interrupted. I'll make it up to you after we go to the bar." He still liked his boyfriend's appearance even with a messed up pompadour but he knew it could be a little bit of a problem. "I can try to fix it up for you when we get to the bar. Hopefully, it isn't too wet."

He wondered just how he could pay Dandy back for that. It was difficult. It wasn't like he had any special outfits to wear while they were alone. He looked out his window again. "We got blood on the seats, didn't we? I think I saw you wipe your fingers on the driver's seat."

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"If you got a comb I can try to fix it up myself," he said as he started to turn into the bar's parking lot. He did see JP out of the corner of his eye and gave him a little smile. "And you don't have ta make it up to me. Again, I didn't think about myself when that all started," Dandy parked the car. "I was only worried about you. Oh yeah, about the seats..." He looked against the back of the front seats.

"The blood is the least of their problems," Dandy said, being vague as possible. For a split second, he thought about having QT clean in here before they gave

the car back. Then, he remembered the past lectures he has gotten about this sort of thing. Shouting about how disgusting it was. Ah. Memories. "We'll just hire someone ta clean it. Maybe I can bribe Meow," he nudged JP with a little smirk. Now that would be funny, he thought and snickered to himself. Dandy then stretched and leaned over to JP, giving him a sweet kiss on the lips. There was a faint sound of smacking, sweet hums coming from Dandy as he tilted his head.

"I love you so much..." he mumbled against those soft lips. He placed his index finger under JP's chin, his thumb lightly brushing the top of it. "God gettin' sucked by you sounds so damn good though," he admitted with a little sly smile. Dandy then kissed the corner of JP's mouth. "The sounds you make... ooh I love them..." he felt his heart pounding. Now wasn't the time for this, he thought. He then pulled away, needing to keep that exciting energy away from JP for the rest of their time at the bar. They were here to drink, nothing else. At least that's what he assumed.

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"I always have a comb with me. I have to keep up my appearance since I never know where a--fan will be." JP pulled his switchblade comb, gave it a twirl, and flipped it out like a knife. "I used to have a cheapie one but then I paid money for a really nice one to be made for me." He closed it back up and glanced down to his mess on the back of the seat. "Heh, that'll be hard to wash out."

Since Dandy's hair was already a mess, he further messed it up while they kissed. He held his mouth slightly open then Dandy held his chin. He smiled and made some kissy lips at him. "I can't help it. I love having things in my mouth. My fingers, my smokes, my knuckles, your dick." He let out a growl and made a play bite in the air, clicking his teeth together. He grinned and placed his hand in Dandy's, handing him that comb. "Here's my comb, stardust. Make yourself pretty."

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That playful biting made Dandy laugh, really helping him feel better. He really did get the best boyfriend this planet had to offer. Dandy took the comb and looked into the mirror. Thankfully his hair was salvageable as he styled his iconic pomp back into shape. Before returning the comb, Dandy gave it a little kiss and handed it back to JP.

And, by that point, the rain was now tapering out and letting the sun come back out into view through the clouds. Dandy stepped out and walked over to JP's side, opening his door for him. He leaned down, kissing the racer before letting him leave the car.

"You know we're gonna be the best lookin' dudes in that place, right?" Dandy smirked, feeling confident as he looked down at his partner. Then, he noticed JP's shirt. "Oh shit! You got blood on that too?" He whined and looked around. What was he going to do? "You might have ta leave that in the car and just zip up your jacket. I don't want people assumin' stuff," Dandy frowned. He just realized how bad those nosebleeds would look out of context.

"We... we really need to keep an eye on those," Dandy said quietly. He placed his hands in his pocket. Dandy looked towards the bar.

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JP looked down at the comb, touching where Dandy had kissed it before he placed it back into his pocket. "Glad it worked." He was going to step out of the car by himself when he noticed where Dandy was going and so he waited in place.

When the door opened he was looking up with a smile, "Of course we will be. You're such a looker." He winked, "Hmm? But its a black shirt, the blood shouldn't be that noticeable?" He got out of the car and tried to pull Dandy's hand out of his pocket. "Why would we need to keep an eye on them? It's just a nosebleed." He was so used to them that the other implication just didn't appear in his mind.

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